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[PAT CONDELL] Children of a stupid god

Pat Condell's back and with a vengeance!

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"[God!] just look at his track record! he comes out of the desert a few thousand years ago killing and smiting with righteous abandon, spawns three religions that absolutely loath each other, supplies us with scriptures that set us at each others throats like dogs over trifles, dividing us into us and them, into believers and infidels ensuring that everyone of us will be born with millions of instant enemies. Thanks to this monster we live in a world divided against itself where everyone of us is an infidel to somebody!"


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Brilliant! :thumb:


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Yeah it's one of his better one's that touches on the core problem of Abrahamic religion and all the crap it's sown across the world.

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smeggypants wrote:Yeah it's one of his better one's that touches on the core problem of Abrahamic religion and all the crap it's sown across the world.


I agree this one is quite good ....but on some I want to reach through and punch him ....I havent seen him in ages ! :)




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smeggypants wrote:Yeah it's one of his better one's that touches on the core problem of Abrahamic religion and all the crap it's sown across the world.


I agree this one is quite good ....but on some I want to reach through and punch him ....I havent seen him in ages ! :)


Yeah I was wondering where he'd gone

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i have never heard of pat condell.

watched the clip--quite funny!

it reminds me of myself when i invite the jehovahs into my house for a cup of tea.

to be invited in always foxes them--it puts them on the back foot and then i let them have it with both barrels :rofl:

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robinnia wrote:i have never heard of pat condell.

watched the clip--quite funny!

it reminds me of myself when i invite the jehovahs into my house for a cup of tea.

to be invited in always foxes them--it puts them on the back foot and then i let them have it with both barrels :rofl:



I do the EXACT same thing ...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




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robinnia wrote:i have never heard of pat condell.

watched the clip--quite funny!

it reminds me of myself when i invite the jehovahs into my house for a cup of tea.

to be invited in always foxes them--it puts them on the back foot and then i let them have it with both barrels :rofl:



I do the EXACT same thing ...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


it is so much fun!
the look on thier faces is totally priceless. it's a sort of cross between suspicion/horror and fright.

at one point i think i scared them off because i would see them knocking on the doors of my neighbours and they didn't come to me.

felt a bit cheated!

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robinnia wrote:i have never heard of pat condell.

watched the clip--quite funny!


Pat Condell is superb! He hates Abrahamic religion even more than I do and his eloquent comedic sarcastic way of speaking out against it is most entertaining. you should check out the other vids. I hjave the whole collection in this sub-forum.



it reminds me of myself when i invite the jehovahs into my house for a cup of tea.

to be invited in always foxes them--it puts them on the back foot and then i let them have it with both barrels :rofl:


I occasionally talk to them ( at the door, I don't invite them in ) and it's amazing how uneducated most of them are about religion. They all seem to be parrots who have learnt a script cherry picked from the dogma. Once you start asking questions that go further than the parroting of "It says it in the bible..." they can't compute.

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robinnia wrote:i have never heard of pat condell.

watched the clip--quite funny!


Pat Condell is superb! He hates Abrahamic religion even more than I do and his eloquent comedic sarcastic way of speaking out against it is most entertaining. you should check out the other vids. I hjave the whole collection in this sub-forum.



it reminds me of myself when i invite the jehovahs into my house for a cup of tea.

to be invited in always foxes them--it puts them on the back foot and then i let them have it with both barrels :rofl:


I occasionally talk to them ( at the door, I don't invite them in ) and it's amazing how uneducated most of them are about religion. They all seem to be parrots who have learnt a script cherry picked from the dogma. Once you start asking questions that go further than the parroting of "It says it in the bible..." they can't compute.


you have got to invite them in, even if it's just to look at your coffin.
of course they're uneducated about religon--most of them are simply uneducated about everything and don't even realise that they have been conned.

in a perverse sort of way, i feel sorry for them.

at the very least, jehovah baiting is good sport. if they have the audacity to disturb me when i'm having my tea, then it's all fair game.

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robinnia wrote:you have got to invite them in, even if it's just to look at your coffin.


hehe - I should answer the door looking like cartoonhead

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but when in the mood I do spend maybe 30 to 40 minutes talking to them. Just at the door

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robinnia wrote:you have got to invite them in, even if it's just to look at your coffin.


hehe - I should answer the door looking like cartoonhead

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but when in the mood I do spend maybe 30 to 40 minutes talking to them. Just at the door


if you answered the door in that you would get :eek:

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Oooh fab, I haven't seen Mr Condell in ages. :)

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:yippee: Pat's back and he's taking no prisoners! Made some impeccable points as always! :thumb:



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he reminded me alot of clive james, in his style and delivery.
i like clive james-he makes me laugh.

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