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I dont know why but this ad really annoys me, the annoyingly cheery song about a bloody Lighthouse Keeper and the way the woman gargles "How about you?" :thumbdown: :mad:
I wouldnt mind having Erin et al in a lighthouse with me though ;)

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Now we can all be annoyingly cheery... :pp:



I wanna marry... la la la la la la.... :rofl:



Beautiful women though. :thumb:



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I must confess ... I LOVE the song :thumb: :thumb:

I want to do a jaunty little dance everytime I hear it :D :D




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I always find these M&S ads quite appealing :D
I quite liked this tune that they used a wee while back

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I would like to set fire to this advert. That is all.

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I would like to set fire to this thread because every time I see it I sing the fecking song :banghead:




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Trixiebelle wrote:I would like to set fire to this thread because every time I see it I sing the fecking song :banghead:


Sing along. 1.2.3... :pp:

I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
And keep him company.
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
And live by the side of the sea.
I'll polish his lamp by the light of day
So ships at night can find their way.
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
Won't that be okay!
We'll take walks along the moonlight bay
Maybe find a treasure too.
I'd love living in a light house,
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
The dream of living in a lighthouse baby, every single day.
The dream of living in a lighthouse,
the white one by the bay.
So if you want to make my dreams come true,
You'll be a lighthouse keeper too.
We could live in a lighthouse
The white one by the bay,hey hey.
Won't that be okay.
Yada tada ta ta ta.

Polish his lamp. Fnarr.



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:o i like it :o

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I liked the one they did at Christmas with Andy Williams singing "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" - that was very clever :D
The Lighthouse Keeper ad has some beautiful women in it though :D :oops:

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I wanna fuck the one with long brown hair

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Which one is that? Pics? :)

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"Polish his lamp" - fnar fnar :D

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I still need you there beside me
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I can't stop singing the lyrics to this but I really want to. Make it stop...



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I don't want to marry a lighthouse keeper but I want Myleene Klaas in the lighthouse with me :D

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I can't stand it!!!!!!!!!! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :eek1: :spike:



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no tmy favourite advert...

i think it could have been done so much better - beach huts are really lovely, but those ones just look like props stuck any old how on the beach.

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Whirliegig wrote:no tmy favourite advert...

i think it could have been done so much better - beach huts are really lovely, but those ones just look like props stuck any old how on the beach.


Beach Huts? Never noticed them. Just a yellow bikini!! :finger:

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Yes that's Myleene Class in the yellow bikini isn't it? She is very pretty with a face like porcelain.



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I couldnt tell you what they are wearing - Im too busy looking at the beach huts - and thinking - what a waste of fabulous source material - and redesigning the treatment and shoot in my head. :)

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