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Amazon unveils it's Air Delivery drone...


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LOL...

Fucking Amazon cant even get the trucks booked in and out in a timely manner and they are booked in and out weeks in advance!

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Well it works ok in the advert. But I suspect that real life may be different, if I ordered something I'd half expect the parcel to end up in my fish-pond or on the garage roof. :):

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What size of barrel bomb can it carry ?

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such a formulaic advert.They at least could have had the drone smashing through the conservatory window, larkson punching it before it unleashes collateral damage on 23 innocent civilians

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I don;t think these things are a good idea. The feckin things WILL fall from the sky and, possibly, quite often. They might be OK for the military but commercially? Nope :evil:

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A great idea that isn't going to happen ... far to easy to take down.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:LOL...

Fucking Amazon cant even get the trucks booked in and out in a timely manner and they are booked in and out weeks in advance!


Apparently one parcel I ordered recently was "Out for Delivery" yesterday, no sign of parcel :shrug:

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I presume it's just a publicity stunt (again). Think about it, if Amazon used drones for delivery you wouldn't be able to see the sky. It's never going to happen other than on a tiny scale for publicity reasons.



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I can't see it being a mainstream delivery service

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