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Fucking Diet Chef Ad!!

This ad is nearly as herpes as the McCanns!!! I've never seen such an uninviting Chicken curry and that twee crisp stealing scene at the end intended to amuse the viewer makes me want to smack the whole ad with a rotting trout. and as for that little green number ..... ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!

By trying to portray the ultimate magnolia woman ( and hubby ) it's an EPIC FAIL!!!

There's about 34,00,000 versions of it as well, this is whole thing!!


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chicken curry .... lovely

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It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

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phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D

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wotsit2 wrote:
phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D


She's no doubt gagging for a taste of your loins.

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wotsit2 wrote:
phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D


She's no doubt gagging for a taste of your loins.

yeah , and she knows it CH :thumb: :rofl:

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Four days of marinating in the same underpants should give her tastebuds something to remember

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Channel Hopper wrote:Four days of marinating in the same underpants should give her tastebuds something to remember

thanks CH i'll use that tip :thumb:
that may be the reason i can't or couldn't pull before :rofl: :rofl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Four days of marinating in the same underpants should give her tastebuds something to remember

thanks CH i'll use that tip :thumb:
that may be the reason i can't or couldn't pull before :rofl: :rofl:


You turn em inside out after 4 days wots, then 4 days after that its back to front time. :rofl:



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Four days of marinating in the same underpants should give her tastebuds something to remember

thanks CH i'll use that tip :thumb:
that may be the reason i can't or couldn't pull before :rofl: :rofl:


You turn em inside out after 4 days wots, then 4 days after that its back to front time. :rofl:

then wash them when they stick to the wall ? yeah ? :D

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phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D



She is cute, but that cutey voice realy grates on me.

her name's Lyndsey Milne btw :)

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What a load of shit, pay a load of money for some microwave meals to be delivered to your door, probably more shit in all that food than anything else!



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mecheller38 wrote:What a load of shit, pay a load of money for some microwave meals to be delivered to your door, probably more shit in all that food than anything else!



Yup. :thumb:

Looks grim doesn't it :)


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wotsit2 wrote:
phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D



She is cute, but that cutey voice realy grates on me.

her name's Lyndsey Milne btw :)


Nope, I like that too :rofl:

Agree with you and Mechs though about the so-called food :throwup: Probably more nutrition in the packaging.

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phild05 wrote:Agree with you and Mechs though about the so-called food :throwup: Probably more nutrition in the packaging.


Not these days with advertising. Her weight loss would be down to the multiple keyboard strokes in starting the account to get the processed shite, acessing the site to spprove delivery of the shite, and peeling off Phils/Wots underpants prior to the mega-calorie burning spit-roast.

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phild05 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
phild05 wrote:It's an advert? I just like that woman, very cute :splif:

she is indeed phil ... i wouldn't go with her after a ... chicken curry .... lovely , though :D



She is cute, but that cutey voice realy grates on me.

her name's Lyndsey Milne btw :)


Nope, I like that too :rofl:


I did at first. She melted my heart. Now I just want to empty a bucket load of vomit over her!!!!! :throwup: :rofl: :rofl:



Agree with you and Mechs though about the so-called food :throwup: Probably more nutrition in the packaging.


Playing on people's fears of being overweight. Proper nutrition doesn't even come into it.

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probably full of hidden sugars . packagings pretty though :howl:


what about those bloody awful wiltshire farm foods ads as well ? the person that edited the video tapes for that must've used pinking shears and bloody duct tape to cobble those ads together .... bloody awful

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"wiltshire farm foods" designed to sound like wholesome country home cooking

Freeze frame on 0:12 to see the vile package processed crap they very quickly put on screen. :)

"spaghetti Bolognase in a congealed processed mass of E numbers and crap madam?"

" ooooh yesssss!"

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there's someone down the road from me that has deliveries from them smeggy

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