There was an incident at a Bono concert in Glasgow once apparently, in between songs he would tell the crowd "Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies" and someone called out "Well fucking stop clapping then!"
"Who does the washing? Who does the drying? No one, with this washer dryer" - Jim Bowen
I still need you there beside me
No matter what I do
For I know
I'll never find another you
- The Seekers
"Life is what happens to you when you're away making other plans" - John Lennon
"Names Gene Hunt, your DCI and its 1973. Almost dinner time. I'm havin' hoops!"