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£2 a month!!

and you can cure the world.

Those ads are getting right on my tits.

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What they don't tell you is £1.75 goes towards the execs BMW fund :doh:



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Few months back as I was walking from marks and spencer eating grapes , there was two woman with a picture of a starving black baby , the lady said to me for as little as £2 a month you can save a life, I replied couldn't care less , I just eating and bloated,thank you , she look little shock,



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Resonance wrote:What they don't tell you is £1.75 goes towards the execs BMW fund :doh:


That's about the size of it

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If little johnnies family and the rest of the village can get clean water for £2 a month, then why the fuck do I have to pay £40 a month?? :banghead:

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Lord Gumble wrote:If little johnnies family and the rest of the village can get clean water for £2 a month, then why the fuck do I have to pay £40 a month?? :banghead:

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Resonance wrote:What they don't tell you is £1.75 goes towards the execs BMW fund :doh:

or to the local friendly dictator .

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smeggypants wrote:£2 a month!!

and you can cure the world.

Those ads are getting right on my tits.

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have you seen the latest oxfam one . with the mother giving her child milk straight from the cow ? the next appeal will be for 2 quid to cure fucking TB there :banghead: :banghead:

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Resonance wrote:What they don't tell you is £1.75 goes towards the execs BMW fund :doh:

or to the local friendly dictator .


Yup. Would love to know how much actually gets to causes. You can see how much charities spend on non-charitable things on the charity commission website, so get a good idea about that bit of it.

Here's a breakdown of Oxfam's spending last year


Expenditure item. Expenditure £
Generating voluntary income 23,200,000
Governance 1,300,000
Trading to raise funds 68,600,000
Investment management 100,000
Charitable activities 290,000,000
Other 1,400,000
Total 384,600,000



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I can't reveal any details for obvious reasons, but having known people who have worked on the payroll IT systems for many of these charities I can pass on the anecdote that expenses and salaries ( Confirming the Fat Twat BMW, Lunches, perks, management fund theory) are in the disgustingly decadent greedy level of gravy train leeching.

IOW most of what you give to charities is indeed paying the materialistic pathetic lifestyle of some sweaty, greasy, pot bellied, insecure polyester suited arsehole who isn't happy unless his company car is a model with the suffixes 'GTI' 'i' 'Titanium X' 'Big Cock' 'Awesome'.

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Doesn't surprise me one bit.



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The other issue with the claimed agendas of these so called Charities is that they are self destroying. They are businesses and by definition if they actually achieved their stated aim they would go out of business.

A business selling the idea of ending hunger is going to put itself out of business if it was actually successful in ending hunger. No business exists to destroy itself.

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when i see these ads , it's always the same races etc . there are children going hungry in this country too .

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wotsit2 wrote:madness res
when i see these ads , it's always the same races etc . there are children going hungry in this country too .



Tigers, Donkeys, Brown Kids, etc are all the same races?


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wotsit2 wrote:madness res
when i see these ads , it's always the same races etc . there are children going hungry in this country too .



Tigers, Donkeys, Brown Kids, etc are all the same races?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


It's also comparative hunger as the child mortality rates show.

Did hear something horribly funny recently though. £2 spent in Asda would provide several spoons. Coupled to a program of teaching table manners would ensure they eat the food provided rather than smearing it over their heads and bodies which seems to be the norm in most charity adverts.

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smeggypants wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:madness res
when i see these ads , it's always the same races etc . there are children going hungry in this country too .



Tigers, Donkeys, Brown Kids, etc are all the same races?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

why don't they just eat the donkeys when they die ? :rofl:

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wotsit2 wrote:madness res
when i see these ads , it's always the same races etc . there are children going hungry in this country too .



Tigers, Donkeys, Brown Kids, etc are all the same races?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


It's also comparative hunger as the child mortality rates show.

Did hear something horribly funny recently though. £2 spent in Asda would provide several spoons. Coupled to a program of teaching table manners would ensure they eat the food provided rather than smearing it over their heads and bodies which seems to be the norm in most charity adverts.

:howl: :howl: :howl:
they are feeding the flies that land on their faces swing , because a starving fly dies every second there :rofl:

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Greedy bastards. I know someone who was a "chugger" in the High Street. One of those folk that won't take no for an answer unless you tell them to fuck off, and she was on about £7.50 an hour years ago but she never seen the half of that and neither did the charity!

Don't know exact figures but your lucky if £1 of that went to the charity!

I also years ago when they rubber bracelet things all the charities had though the whole pound went to the charity! It wasn't until I bought an SSPCA one from a pet shop the woman behind the till was bragging that they were the only charity that actually got 50p of the bracelet price whilst other charities only get 10-20p!!

I thought the whole fuckin pound went to the charity!

It's like all the "bling bling" poppies that were on sale for £5-£7. The charity weren't even getting half of that!



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mecheller38 wrote:Greedy bastards. I know someone who was a "chugger" in the High Street. One of those folk that won't take no for an answer unless you tell them to fuck off, and she was on about £7.50 an hour years ago but she never seen the half of that and neither did the charity!

Don't know exact figures but your lucky if £1 of that went to the charity!

I also years ago when they rubber bracelet things all the charities had though the whole pound went to the charity! It wasn't until I bought an SSPCA one from a pet shop the woman behind the till was bragging that they were the only charity that actually got 50p of the bracelet price whilst other charities only get 10-20p!!

I thought the whole fuckin pound went to the charity!

It's like all the "bling bling" poppies that were on sale for £5-£7. The charity weren't even getting half of that!


It's been a long time since I went to a High St. But there are occasional chuggers in the lobby of my local Tescos. I just ignore them,which judging by some of the snide comments it irritates them no end.

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i do donate to the RBL as they have helped me over the years , combat stress for the same reason :)

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