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if it's invisible and odourless , how the fuck do they know that it exists ?
secondly take the fucking hosepipe out of the fucking car and exhaust pipe . that might bloody help :fingers: :fingers:

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Looks like someone needs a new car hahaha


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Opethian wrote:Looks like someone needs a new car hahaha

yeah the exhausts blowing a bit ain't it :rofl:

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Wish I knew about that invisible smoke. Then I could spark up in the pub again :hmmm:



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Resonance wrote:Wish I knew about that invisible smoke. Then I could spark up in the pub again :hmmm:

yeah :thumb: :rofl:

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I'm Avin a fag :)



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Dolls wrote:I'm Avin a fag :)


Me too Dolls, as always :)

I'm smoking Golden Vagina :rofl:



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Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:I'm Avin a fag :)


Me too Dolls, as always :)

I'm smoking Golden Vagina :rofl:

real or fake ? :D

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wotsit2 wrote:
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Dolls wrote:I'm Avin a fag :)


Me too Dolls, as always :)

I'm smoking Golden Vagina :rofl:

real or fake ? :D


Real, but from a far far place (with reasonable tax) away :D



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wotsit2 wrote:
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Dolls wrote:I'm Avin a fag :)


Me too Dolls, as always :)

I'm smoking Golden Vagina :rofl:

real or fake ? :D




I'm smoking a pipe as usual!!! :rofl:



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i was asking about the golden bit :)

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Dolls wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:I'm Avin a fag :)


Me too Dolls, as always :)

I'm smoking Golden Vagina :rofl:

real or fake ? :D




I'm smoking a pipe as usual!!! :rofl:

like this one ? :rofl:

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wotsit2 wrote:i was asking about the golden bit :)


Ah right :doh:



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what about the child walking behind a stationary car whilst it's belching out exhaust fumes then crumbs , or is that acceptable ?

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yet we all breathe in second hand vehicle fumes crumbs , that's what i'm getting at . i can give up smoking if i wanted to , however i have no choice but to breathe in traffic fumes .

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wotsit2 wrote: i can give up smoking if i wanted to , however i have no choice but to breathe in traffic fumes .



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crumbs wrote:No, but the child has a choice NOT to walk right up the rear bumper of a car that has its engine running. I've never seen a child sniffing exhaust fumes either voluntarily or involuntarily.

The 'what about' argument does not wash. Smoking is a personal choice for weak-minded people. It is a drug addiction. And damaging the health of your children just shows how much smoking takes hold of you and controls your mind.

The issue being discussed is exposing your children to second-hand cigarette smoke. That is, obviously, unacceptable.


While I'm all for not exposing children to smoke from cigarettes, there's a huge disproportionate response to this than there is to other forms of exposing children to harmful things.

Adverts on TV on the EVILs of cigarette smoke. But where are the adverts telling kids not to expose their children to Religious indoctrination, exposure to racist and other bigoted views, exposure to toxic air fresheners and wots is right ... exposure to traffic fumes.

How many parents pick up their kids at the school run in gas guzzlers? All those kids being exposed to the traffic fumes from hundreds of cars with their engine's running next to the school.

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The thing with smoking is....... Why?

I am an Ex-smoker and not a nasty, preaching one at that but since i quit... the big question i have with smokers is... WHY?

Why do you do it? or more appropriately, why do you continue to do it?

We all know why we started smoking by why do we continue and try to justify this bizarre addiction? Would we try and justify sticking needles into ourselves or bashing ourselves over the head with a hammer? No we wouldnt so why do we justify this particular addiction? And thats what it is... an addiction, not a habit or a pleasure... its an addiction to something that our bodies tries to inform us every time we light up that its a poison and that our bodies dont want it inside us but yet we (or rather, you) continue to puff away and fight our bodies natural instinct to reject this rancid, deadly and expensive toxin.

I understand why smokers smoke and why they ind it so hard to quit but i will never understand why they defend it.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:The thing with smoking is....... Why?

I am an Ex-smoker and not a nasty, preaching one at that but since i quit... the big question i have with smokers is... WHY?

Why do you do it? or more appropriately, why do you continue to do it?

We all know why we started smoking by why do we continue and try to justify this bizarre addiction? Would we try and justify sticking needles into ourselves or bashing ourselves over the head with a hammer? No we wouldnt so why do we justify this particular addiction? And thats what it is... an addiction, not a habit or a pleasure... its an addiction to something that our bodies tries to inform us every time we light up that its a poison and that our bodies dont want it inside us but yet we (or rather, you) continue to puff away and fight our bodies natural instinct to reject this rancid, deadly and expensive toxin.

I understand why smokers smoke and why they ind it so hard to quit but i will never understand why they defend it.



I was addicted for over 20 years. for the last 20 years I wanted to give up but frankly I didn't have the willpower or bottle.

I don't agree with "our bodies dont want it inside us but yet we (or rather, you) continue to puff away and fight our bodies natural instinct to reject this rancid, deadly and expensive toxin." though. with addictions it's quite the opposite. When Addicted our body becomes normal with the contamination of the drug and that's why we crave it when we don't get the fix in time... in order to feel normal again.

We once had a drummer in the band who became an alcoholic. He held down a travelling sales job and regularly hid a bottle whisky under his car seat. Once after driving to a gig in his company car he drove back home the 200 miles after consuming 12 pints and 4 double whiskies ( we knew cos the bass player counted and was shocked ). He wasn't pissed in the slightest and although would have been banned for life if breathalysed he was capable of driving.

I hope he got help and recovered from it to be honest. He left he band we lost contact.

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I hope your mate made it through ok.

I disagree with what you disagree with. :D

I say that our bodies DO fight the addiction and that itys our minds that accept it. I only noticed this when i quit... Our bodies cough and gag at every opportunity, it does all it can to deter us from taking in this poison but our brains demand the fix of nicotine.. Our brains override the bodys natural instinct to reject this shit. Your right when you mention 'normality' but thats the brain at work feeding the little monster that demands its fix. The more you feed it, the more it needs it.

Your first statement says it all... "I was addicted for over 20 years and for 20 years, i wanted to quit". So for 20 years, you wanted to stop putting this shit inside of you but yet, you kept smoking?
I know exactly what you went through to quit and know exactly what your getting at as i have been there myself but having been there, i still dont understand why?

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