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The Halifax Breakfast Show



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'Elf and Safety could whinge on so very many levels with that televisual advertisement.

For a starter there's toast and a beverage around electrical equipment which is fine under normal circumstances, but to 'Elf and Safety?!

People hi-fiving one another whilst on electric pallet truck thingies?! What would the insurance company say?! (They say it's fine but we say it's an excuse to sack Terry in Ambient who pisses on the toilet seat...)


There's so very many things wrong with this ad.

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Channel Hopper wrote:The Halifax Breakfast Show



Shite reaches a new level.


It certainly does. Alan Partridge must be turning in his Grave ( situated just off the Norwich Ring Road near the A11 junction Petrol Station )

Still at least that root vegetable Howard isnt' in it anymore.

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halifax adverts are always naff--it is the law!

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I've been singing that "We buy any car.com" jingle in my head all week. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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that halifax ad has to be the most annoying americanisation shite of the year so fuckin far ...fuckin yanks with the "high five" bollocks ...PISS OFF :mad:
oh and smeggy i still want a two fingered salute smiley please... its british and uniquely so ,it has history

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wotsit2 wrote:that halifax ad has to be the most annoying americanisation shite of the year so fuckin far ...fuckin yanks with the "high five" bollocks ...PISS OFF :mad:
oh and smeggy i still want a two fingered salute smiley please... its british and uniquely so ,it has history


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smeggypants wrote:If you can find one mate lemme know and I'll add it :)



The nearest one I've seen

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana2.gif

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Fooking Halifax fooking high fooking five! :spike:



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chinchin wrote:Fooking Halifax fooking high fooking five! :spike:


It's just got worse . That banal woman saying ISA ISA Baby!! :maduk: :mad: :maduk:

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smeggypants wrote:
chinchin wrote:Fooking Halifax fooking high fooking five! :spike:


It's just got worse . That banal woman saying ISA ISA Baby!! :maduk: :mad: :maduk:


That one is worse than Howard Brown by a country mile. I always have to turn the channel if that one comes on. :maduk:

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ARRRRGHHHHHH - The mauve tank topped hideous woman is getting worse!!!! Whoever had the stupid idea to model the Halifax ads on a really crap local radio station. Ram that keyboard up her arse!!!!

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One of the many quotes on youtube

'I can only laugh when i see the comments, but when i see this on the tv for the 16th time today i want to to break into the studio in a jason mask and rip their throat from the mouth and scrape their adams out through the orifices of there noses and slit their flabby arms vertically while using their headsets to hear them squeel for their pathetic excuse for existence'

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Just to annoy everyone even further!!!! :rofl:


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Sorry, I thought you meant the 'reward horn' advert from a couple of months ago

some of the comments below are again priceless.

That purple top seems to be doing the rounds.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Sorry, I thought you meant the 'reward horn' advert from a couple of months ago

some of the comments below are again priceless.


hehe - I didnt' see the reward horn one. The other one that really annoys me is the purple topped woman being all smug after a pressing a button on a cart player and playing a couple of chords to mime to the jingle on her keyboard


That purple top seems to be doing the rounds.


Yeah they only had one in stock at the Sue Ryder Shop. matching panties?

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