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19m is pretty damn impressive especially for just a few years ago.

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One way - stop making such puerile trash :splif:

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phild05 wrote:One way - stop making such puerile trash :splif:


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grimtales1 wrote:19m is pretty damn impressive especially for just a few years ago.



It's a bit further back than that Grims but peeps now have satellite/Cable TV and will clearly watch any old shite that may, or may not, include Eastenders. All the major channels got their viewing figures heavily diluted when sat TV became more affordable, to the point that it was clearly people having the TV on just for the sake of it. I'm so bored with the fuckin thing I rarely watch anything. However, I'm feckin hooked (scuse pun) on River Monsters with Jeremy Wade. What a feckin show and I hate fishing programmes :)

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Yeah, what happened to Bravo? :( Granada Plus is just ITV2 and ITV3 these days. Family Guy used to be great, dying a death these days though :(

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My hubby says there are a few ways to fix Eastenders:

1) The square gets laser blasted by Aliens killing everyone
2) They find oil under the square and everyone moves away
3) The square gets nuked killing everyone

I get the feeling he doesn't like the programme very much... :chin:

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phild05 wrote:
grimtales1 wrote:19m is pretty damn impressive especially for just a few years ago.



It's a bit further back than that Grims but peeps now have satellite/Cable TV and will clearly watch any old shite that may, or may not, include Eastenders. All the major channels got their viewing figures heavily diluted when sat TV became more affordable, to the point that it was clearly people having the TV on just for the sake of it. I'm so bored with the fuckin thing I rarely watch anything. However, I'm feckin hooked (scuse pun) on River Monsters with Jeremy Wade. What a feckin show and I hate fishing programmes :)


True but Scott said 19m were watching in 2010. Did he mean 2000 or earlier?

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True red wrote:My hubby says there are a few ways to fix Eastenders:

1) The square gets laser blasted by Aliens killing everyone
2) They find oil under the square and everyone moves away
3) The square gets nuked killing everyone

I get the feeling he doesn't like the programme very much... :chin:


1) and 3), in any order :thumb:

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