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Channel Hopper wrote:I assume this is the Ben Mitchell actor's case

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21882152



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I thought 'Crisis' was an ongoing storyline in Bellenders

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phild05 wrote:I like watching paint dry so the sooner these soaps are axed the more chance they'll make shows about my favourite subject :yippee:


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Don't watch any soaps at all but OH does. I see the odd glimpse of Eastenders and it's just as depressing as ever and the storylines never seem to change, just all merge into one!

No no soaps for me! they're all crisis!



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phild05 wrote:I like watching paint dry so the sooner these soaps are axed the more chance they'll make shows about my favourite subject :yippee:


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Nah, paint drying......................oh, and boobs :)

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phild05 wrote:Nah, paint drying......................oh, and boobs :)


This site allows the best of both worlds

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Which are touch dry though ?

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Scott Nelson wrote:Thank fuck the culprit behind EastEnders' decline is slinging her hook:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/ea ... -soap.html



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Scott Nelson wrote:Thank fuck the culprit behind EastEnders' decline is slinging her hook:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/ea ... -soap.html



Will it make much difference?


The formulas that makes Soaps successful are also the formulas that make them crap. Once you notice the formula it's game over.


I think Eastenders' formula is to get the audience to slit their wrists :hmmm:



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Eastenders has never had any 'good times' whatsoever... It only has an elevated sense of misery as opposed to perpetual morbid misery.

'Good times' is a phrase that is inapplicable to Eastenders.

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the reason it's been watered down scott is mostly because of whingers whinging about hard storylines ... such as angie watts trying to kill herself in the early days . the bbc whingeline went into meltdown over that one .
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Scott Nelson wrote:Back in the '80s Nick Cotton loosely used the phrases "Paki" and "poofs". Imagine if that happened now?!

people would self destruct mate :shrug:

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I'd like to see a new storyline but wtf would they write? Every scenario has been done before. It's like that episode of South Park "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpsons_Already_Did_It" where every plotline has already been done, by the Simpsons.
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Scott Nelson wrote:I think there should be a huge train crash in the Square. The viaduct collapses as the Tube rolls across it, crashes into the launderette and Vic thus killing off these shit characters:

Billy Mitchell
Kirsty Branning
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hasn't it been done in corrie ? oh , that was a tram or something on the viaduct wasn't it ? :shrug:

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Scott Nelson wrote:I think there should be a huge train crash in the Square. The viaduct collapses as the Tube rolls across it, crashes into the launderette and Vic thus killing off these shit characters:

Billy Mitchell
Kirsty Branning
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Joey Branning
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AJ Masood
Michael Moon
Tyler Moon




I would like to see a storyline where North Korea mistakes Albert Square for a Southern State of the USA and reduces the Square to a smouldering hole in the fucking ground where the giant Antmen will emerge from the underground Antmen metropolis and take over the whole world, eating Phil-potato head-Mitchells head and shitting his brains out into the remains of the Vic for Babs Mitchell to say "Oi gerrata mah pab!", into the bargain. (and then slicing Babs head off with their fangy things)

That - i would tune in for!

And lets face it... It is Eastenders, so its entirely possible.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:I think there should be a huge train crash in the Square. The viaduct collapses as the Tube rolls across it, crashes into the launderette and Vic thus killing off these shit characters:

Billy Mitchell
Kirsty Branning
Alice Branning
Joey Branning
Jack Branning
Tamwar Masood
AJ Masood
Michael Moon
Tyler Moon




I would like to see a storyline where North Korea mistakes Albert Square for a Southern State of the USA and reduces the Square to a smouldering hole in the fucking ground where the giant Antmen will emerge from the underground Antmen metropolis and take over the whole world, eating Phil-potato head-Mitchells head and shitting his brains out into the remains of the Vic for Babs Mitchell to say "Oi gerrata mah pab!", into the bargain. (and then slicing Babs head off with their fangy things)

That - i would tune in for!

And lets face it... It is Eastenders, so its entirely possible.

submit that " plot " to the beeb squizz :rofl:

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