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Eastenders: Who shagged Heather Trott?

Come on! own up! Was it you Scott? Or Dolls!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Betting opens on 'EastEnders' whodunnit

EastEnders' 'Who's the Daddy?' storyline surrounding Heather's pregnancy has spread to the betting world.

Cheese-loving Heather Trott's (Cheryl Fergison) shock pregnancy in the BBC soap has sparked the show's latest whodunnit and the market has today been formed as to the perpetrator.

Heather's ex-husband Minty Peterson (Cliff Parisi) is the favourite at 2/1, while Eddie (Will Chitty), the mystery man she met in R&R in February, is second favourite at 3/1.

Ben Mitchell(Jack Tit)is at 4/1

Wooden old boozer Phil Mitchell (Steve McFadden) ranks at 5/1 and Darren Miller (Charlie G Hawkins) stands at 6/1. Garry 'where's my only brain cell gone' Hobbs (Ricky Groves) and Vinnie Monks (Bobby Davro) are 8/1 shots, while Vinnie's son Callum (Elliott Jordan) is at16/1.

Unlucky-in-life Billy Mitchell (Perry Fenwick) joins Christian Clarke (John Partridge) at 10/1, with taxi driver and head of the Slater clan Charlie (Derek Martin) at 12/1.

Dot Cotton and Peggy Mitchell are both rank and outsiders at 46/1. The Pope and baraqck Obama are at 10,000/1

A Ladbrokes spokesmoron said: "Minty and Heather have got previous and as a result, it's Walford's loveable mechanic who leads the way. But EastEnders chiefs love a twist and the rest of the field aren't too far behind."

It is believed that Heather conceived after a night out in R&R back in February. After suffering an asthma attack two months later, she was stunned when the doctor revealed that she was pregnant after a series of routine tests.

Earlier this month, Shirley Carter (Linda Henry) followed Heather to the hospital, where she was gobsmacked to rumble her best friend's secret.

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OI YOU!!! FUCK ORF :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: :stomp: I DO NOT WATCH SOAPS!!!!!!!!!!! :spank:



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Next week, T. Baster is in the end credits.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Next week, T. Baster is in the end credits.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Nd I'm gay, so the likelihood of me being the brats father is a massive zilch! ;)


Not quite zilch, the lights could have been out and your emission quotient would have gone up upon noticing they were sporting an impressive moustache.

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Scott Nelson wrote:Nd I'm gay, so the likelihood of me being the brats father is a massive zilch! ;)


Not quite zilch, the lights could have been out and your emission quotient would have gone up upon noticing they were sporting an impressive moustache.





sporting an impressive moustache :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Scott Nelson wrote:OMFG!

Are you telling me I screwed Heather Trott in a darkened toilet cubicle?


You could well be the first Glory Hole victim.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:OMFG!

Are you telling me I screwed Heather Trott in a darkened toilet cubicle?


You could well be the first Glory Hole victim.



you are really wicked channel hopper! love it :thumb:

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Channel Hopper wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:OMFG!

Are you telling me I screwed Heather Trott in a darkened toilet cubicle?


You could well be the first Glory Hole victim.


:rofl: :rofl:


I can just imagine the new Hollywood trailor, with the man with the deeeep voice, for her new Film. ....


"Who will be the next hapless victim of the Glory Hole of Doom!!!??? MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" starring Heather Trott and Scott Nelson.

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Scott Nelson wrote:The very thought of me shagging Heather Trott makes me want to Wallace and Grommet.


Just imagine the hairs on her chinny-chin-chin and you'll do her proud.

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Scott Nelson wrote:The very thought of me shagging Heather Trott makes me want to Wallace and Grommet.


Just imagine the hairs on her chinny-chin-chin and you'll do her proud.





Ewww and her Chinny-chin-min! :eek4: :throwup: :throwup: :howl:



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Dolls wrote:Ewww and her Chinny-chin-min! :eek4: :throwup: :throwup: :howl:


You never know, she might Veet down there as a surprise.

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Is she a Veet n Greeter? :eek:

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smeggypants wrote:Is she a Veet n Greeter? :eek:



More a Shake n Vaccer

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One of my friends just posted on Facebook who the father is (I haven't seen it yet as got it on sky+) :banghead:

I really hope it's a wind up though - surely EE scriptwriters can't be that hard up for ideas?

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True red wrote:One of my friends just posted on Facebook who the father is (I haven't seen it yet as got it on sky+) :banghead:

I really hope it's a wind up though - surely EE scriptwriters can't be that hard up for ideas?


So it was Dot after all!!! :rofl:

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Scott Nelson wrote:OMG! Darren Miller!

I bet he humped Heather three times and cum. :hmmm:

How on earth could she shag that lanky, wanky moron? He looks about 14. :spank:


Wot him ... /??

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Scott Nelson wrote:Indeed, Darren Miller, who shouts and talks through his nose, impregnated Mrs Blobby. As for Mickey Miller, he sounded like a choir boy who had sat on a dildo.


:blobby: :blobby: :hyenas:

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HARRY HILL

Just had Mr Blobby come in as the FATHER!!!!

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