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A little curious on this one.

Let's say that for whatever reasons they might be, you decided to emigrate, which country would you chose? If a one-sentence description of "why" can be done, that would be interesting too.

Every once in a while, I get so pissed off with this country, the thought of emigrating keeps cropping up. I am a long long way off doing it but I just can't get the option out of my mind.

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right now, somewhere warm. :):

Actually, i have looked into this on a semi-serious level.

I would want to go somewhere English is the first language, and the only place which I would automatically qualify is Canada, but it takes about five years ( ok, maybe its three, but its a long time anyway) to complete the process to get there.

A new start can seem very attractive...

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canada whirls ???? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you'd end up like annie :rofl:

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Switzerland has always been one of my places I'd like to live. But then there's plenty of lush pacific islands that are attractive too.

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Canada is always a popular destination but Switzerland Smeggy??? May I ask why?

My choice is in Europe, I just can't see myself ever living anywhere else.

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Serbia/Belarus/Russia.

Not having to fill out a thirty-four page risk assessment, don a hi-viz vest, a hard hat, plastic goggles and safety boots to open a satsuma will indeed be a refreshing change.



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No Chance wrote:Serbia/Belarus/Russia.

Not having to fill out a thirty-four page risk assessment, don a hi-viz vest, a hard hat, plastic goggles and safety boots to open a satsuma will indeed be a refreshing change.


You forgot the condom! (oh, no, wait, that's for bread!)

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No Chance wrote:Serbia/Belarus/Russia.

Not having to fill out a thirty-four page risk assessment, don a hi-viz vest, a hard hat, plastic goggles and safety boots to open a satsuma will indeed be a refreshing change.

yeah ,you gotta be careful of those pesky satsumas NC, drop a bag of those and your foot ..welllll.. the damage is astounding ,you can then appear with bad hair and looking all sad and then delighted when you get a few quid from the national accident helpline. :rofl:
just don't try carrying them up the ACTUAL wrong ladder :D :rofl: :rofl:

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LordNibbler wrote:You forgot the condom! (oh, no, wait, that's for bread!)

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Hey LN. :wave:

'elf and safety's gone too far here. Some of it is sensible and understandable but a lot of it is flat-out preposterous. As for political correctness, don't even get me started.

wotsit2 wrote:just don't try carrying them up the ACTUAL wrong ladder :D :rofl: :rofl:

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Political correctness alert, Wots. It's not a 'ladder' any more, as you know. As you bloody well know. It's a Vertical Runged Climbing Device. (VRCD)

You're right though; compensation culture is ridiculous as well but like you say, climb the wrong bloody ladder and what do you expect?! :|



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No Chance wrote:Political correctness alert, Wots. It's not a 'ladder' any more, as you know. As you bloody well know. It's a Vertical Runged Climbing Device. (VRCD)


LOL! VBG! :D :D

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Pedantry alert:

A ladder is actually a HRCD. Vertical rungs and you'd have nowhere to put your Body Support Pads ( feet )

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LordNibbler wrote:You forgot the condom! (oh, no, wait, that's for bread!)

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Hey LN. :wave:

'elf and safety's gone too far here. Some of it is sensible and understandable but a lot of it is flat-out preposterous. As for political correctness, don't even get me started.

wotsit2 wrote:just don't try carrying them up the ACTUAL wrong ladder :D :rofl: :rofl:

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Political correctness alert, Wots. It's not a 'ladder' any more, as you know. As you bloody well know. It's a Vertical Runged Climbing Device. (VRCD)

You're right though; compensation culture is ridiculous as well but like you say, climb the wrong bloody ladder and what do you expect?! :|

vertical runged ...fuckin ell NC ,no wonder he fell off :rofl: the last time i checked rungs are horizontal :howl: :howl: :howl:

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Two great minds think alike wots!! :)

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The whole fucking thing is vertical, I mean. It points up. You climb it. It's vertical. It has rungs. Hence, Vertical Runged Climbing Device.

If it was horizontal you'd lay the fucker on the floor and what good's that? It isn't. To anyone. Unless you wanna store it.

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And since when did political correctness make sense? :pp:



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vertical runged climbing device

or

vertical runged climbing device

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Vertical Climbing Device with Horizontal Rungs. VCDHR.

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Where would you emigrate to? has turned into an argument about ladders, in true Smeggy's style! :D :D :D



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No Chance wrote:Vertical Climbing Device with Horizontal Rungs. VCDHR.

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Where would you emigrate to? has turned into an argument about ladders, in true Smeggy's style! :D :D :D


No it's turned into an argument about VCDHRs - Which sounds more like a media recording device tbh :)


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smeggypants wrote:
No Chance wrote:Vertical Climbing Device with Horizontal Rungs. VCDHR.

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Where would you emigrate to? has turned into an argument about ladders, in true Smeggy's style! :D :D :D


No it's turned into an argument about VCDHRs - Which sounds more like a media recording device tbh :)


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yes indeed smeggy ,the VCDHRs were invented by Philips, in the late 80's ,which is a dutch company where i'd like to emigrate to ...PHEW turned the thread round again :howl: :howl: :howl:
now where is annie with a youtube link just when you need her :hmmm: :hmmm: :rofl: :rofl:

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Yeah HOlland is a great country. I've worked there on several ocasions. And ...... they have Shawarmas!!! :yippee: :yippee: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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smeggypants wrote:Yeah HOlland is a great country. I've worked there on several ocasions. And ...... they have Shawarmas!!! :yippee: :yippee: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

and dykes :howl: :howl:

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