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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:25 am
by Dolls
Have a look on the JL website crumbs.(they also have 5yr guarantee)



http://www.johnlewis.com/browse/electri ... rfZ1z0oizs

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:27 am
by smeggypants
crumbs wrote:As some of you know, we hardly ever watch TV. But with The Grand Tour about to launch on Amazon Prime, we're thinking of getting a new telly for the bedroom. The current one is a 42" basic telly. So, in order to easily watch Amazon Prime and maybe make use of some of the newer stuff out there, what features are good to have? We need lots of HDMI inputs.

42" would be the maximum size we'd want as we don't want the telly to take over the room.


You mean you don't want any device overshadowing your HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE cock :)

What's the Grand Tour ?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:32 am
by Stanley Tweedle
Why dont you get a tv bed?
https://www.tvbed.co.uk

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:00 pm
by Stanley Tweedle
crumbs wrote:Bed TVs are for gaylords. Plus, it'll get in the way of rough sex. :D :D :D


The tv drops into the bed frame via a button on the headboard.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:42 pm
by diablo
smeggypants wrote:
What's the Grand Tour ?


The new series by Clarkson, Hammond and May, which will be available to stream on Amazon Prime TV from the Friday after next.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Grand-Tour ... 0257739031

I'll probably watch the first episode but it will no doubt be crap TV made for idiots. :):

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:56 pm
by smeggypants
diablo wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
What's the Grand Tour ?


The new series by Clarkson, Hammond and May, which will be available to stream on Amazon Prime TV from the Friday after next.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Grand-Tour ... 0257739031

I'll probably watch the first episode but it will no doubt be crap TV made for idiots. :):


and those with not so huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge cocks :)

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:12 pm
by smeggypants
crumbs wrote:You boring fuckers. Fuck you. Thanks. :D :D :D


Why not get a MASSIVE 8K TV?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:41 pm
by smeggypants
If connected to an electron microscope!!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:42 pm
by Stanley Tweedle
crumbs wrote:Would it be big enough to show all of my huuuuuuuuuuuge cock?


All 3 pixels of it mate :D

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:44 pm
by Mr Squirrel
crumbs wrote:Would it be big enough to show all of my huuuuuuuuuuuge cock?


Im sure it could. I understand that electron microscopes have superb video resolution these days. :thumb:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:45 pm
by Mr Squirrel
smeggypants wrote:If connected to an electron microscope!!


A bit of subliminal connectivity going on there!! :D

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:20 am
by Channel Hopper
Stanley Tweedle wrote:
crumbs wrote:Bed TVs are for gaylords. Plus, it'll get in the way of rough sex. :D :D :D


The tv drops into the bed frame via a button on the headboard.


And the remote can be inserted into your partner's rectum when not in use.

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