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grimtales1 wrote:Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the cinema but complained he couldn't get in, as some guy kept tearing his ticket in half?


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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".

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I have a fear of stairs but I'm getting over it one step at a time.

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phild05 wrote:I have a fear of stairs but I'm getting over it one step at a time.


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