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Gotta happen at some point. ( possibly near the top )

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The best facial is a daily facial.

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“These contests are significantly more dangerous than people realise and it’s critically important for the public - especially educational institutions - to understand that certain foods are safer than others and a modicum of forethought can literally save lives,” the lawsuit states. :shrug:

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I thought you had to be intelligent to goto university

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smeggypants wrote:I thought you had to be intelligent to goto university


Harvard ?



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Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:I thought you had to be intelligent to goto university


Harvard ?



Retarded.

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smeggypants wrote:Tip: Don't inject silicone into your balls!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7676493/silicone-injection-balls-man-dies/


Linda Chapman has condemned the cult. saying it changed her son immeasurably

Can't argue with that statement. :D

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smeggypants wrote:Tip: Don't inject silicone into your balls!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7676493/silicone-injection-balls-man-dies/


Still not as huuuuuuuuuuuuuge as mine!

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Ryan Mullen, 15, climbed on top of the Uber with his mate after paying the driver £30 to let them jump on the roof while he drove.


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world- ... d-new-york

Won't be doing that again

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smeggypants wrote:Tip: Don't inject silicone into your balls!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7676493/silicone-injection-balls-man-dies/


Still not as huuuuuuuuuuuuuge as mine!

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:howl: :howl: :howl:

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Ryan Mullen, 15, climbed on top of the Uber with his mate after paying the driver £30 to let them jump on the roof while he drove.


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world- ... d-new-york

Won't be doing that again


I "car surfed" once when I was about 18 this couple were driving home after a party and I jumped on the roof. When they got home I peered through the windscreen from above and gave them the fright of their lives, Thankfully they drove me back to the party.

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