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No brain so can't have done any damage :)

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According to WJLA, the man was holding the escalator, and had made it to the top of the moving staircase – but his chair toppled at the top before he was able to get off it. Emergency services rushed the man to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.


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Channel Hopper wrote:According to WJLA, the man was holding the escalator, and had made it to the top of the moving staircase – but his chair toppled at the top before he was able to get off it. Emergency services rushed the man to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.


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Dolls wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6268409/Festival-sees-revellers-pierce-faces-dozens-needles-palms-spanners.html


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^ What the faaaaaaaark was going on in that vid?



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crumbs wrote:^ What the faaaaaaaark was going on in that vid?



A large amount of iron, travelling at speed, a few bits of organic material have a go at slowing the forward motion by getting in the way.

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Workers at the Darwin Award Factory are earning some serious overtime tonight

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