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No brain so can't have done any damage :)

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According to WJLA, the man was holding the escalator, and had made it to the top of the moving staircase – but his chair toppled at the top before he was able to get off it. Emergency services rushed the man to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.


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Channel Hopper wrote:According to WJLA, the man was holding the escalator, and had made it to the top of the moving staircase – but his chair toppled at the top before he was able to get off it. Emergency services rushed the man to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.


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^ What the faaaaaaaark was going on in that vid?



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crumbs wrote:^ What the faaaaaaaark was going on in that vid?



A large amount of iron, travelling at speed, a few bits of organic material have a go at slowing the forward motion by getting in the way.

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Workers at the Darwin Award Factory are earning some serious overtime tonight

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This is a classic Darwin:

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A mother-of-one asked a friend if she had ever held on to an automatic garage door as it opened moments before she was dragged into its rollers and died, an inquest heard.

Social worker Heidi Chalkley, 40, was pulled into the mechanism of the metal shutters in an underground car park in Ruth Bagnall Court, Cambridge after she took hold of it with her arms.

Her friend Susan Gilmore watched in horror as she rose three feet from the floor, before blood started coming from her mouth.

A man living nearby then tried to push her up by legs in a desperate attempt to save her, but was told by paramedics it was too late.

A post-mortem examination showed that Ms Chalkley had suffered fractures to her jaw, ribs, spine and arms.



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A round of 100 triple vodkas had been ordered at one of the pubs on the bar crawl, the hearing at Newcastle Coroner's Court was told.


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A round of 100 triple vodkas had been ordered at one of the pubs on the bar crawl, the hearing at Newcastle Coroner's Court was told.


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The inquest heard excess alcohol caused cardiac arrest which led to brain damage and his death.


I'd say the brain was damaged well before the pub crawl.



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crumbs wrote:This is a classic Darwin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... doors.html

A mother-of-one asked a friend if she had ever held on to an automatic garage door as it opened moments before she was dragged into its rollers and died, an inquest heard.

Social worker Heidi Chalkley, 40, was pulled into the mechanism of the metal shutters in an underground car park in Ruth Bagnall Court, Cambridge after she took hold of it with her arms.

Her friend Susan Gilmore watched in horror as she rose three feet from the floor, before blood started coming from her mouth.

A man living nearby then tried to push her up by legs in a desperate attempt to save her, but was told by paramedics it was too late.

A post-mortem examination showed that Ms Chalkley had suffered fractures to her jaw, ribs, spine and arms.



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The 34-year-old Canadian had been training "intensively" for the stunt which involved rapping while walking along the wing of a plane, according to his management.

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