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IN next weeks issue "how the saving of my friend's life by the death of another prevented me from getting a paper cut"

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Dolls wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teen-who-killed-woman-in-13081472


Assisted suicide, even with friends like hers, the muppet would have died earlier than usual.

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Dolls wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teen-who-killed-woman-in-13081472


Assisted suicide, even with friends like hers, the muppet would have died earlier than usual.



"Despite Ellie being in a critical condition and bleeding heavily, Hickman, Ross Bingham and Elly Phillips decided not to take her straight to the hospital,instead placing her in the back of their car and heading to a McDonald's."


LMFAO. just shows the limited scope of their intelligence :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Craze definitely not new, neither is the stupidity, the results are amusing though.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7257501/s ... -of-death/

I'm sure I posted similar in the faceplant thread a couple of years back

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Channel Hopper wrote:Craze definitely not new, neither is the stupidity, the results are amusing though.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7257501/s ... -of-death/

I'm sure I posted similar in the faceplant thread a couple of years back


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Could have been a Darwin job!! youtube should show mode videos to encourage more to weed them out :D :D :D

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Mum of aforementioned Darwin candidate is on radio in a moment. Not surprising it is on the relationship hour ( though usually it's chock full of chutney ferrets wondering why they have stds)

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LBC btw. Where is the father in all of this ? :shrug:

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Channel Hopper wrote:LBC btw. Where is the father in all of this ? :shrug:



Rotating rapidly on a playground roundabout no doubt.

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Channel Hopper wrote:LBC btw. Where is the father in all of this ? :shrug:



Rotating rapidly on a playground roundabout no doubt.


He yes, the scooter owner.
It does sound like a compo claim.

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Channel Hopper wrote:LBC btw. Where is the father in all of this ? :shrug:



Rotating rapidly on a playground roundabout no doubt.


He yes, the scooter owner.
It does sound like a compo claim.


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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-n ... e-45545156

I wonder if plod will interview the googly eyed cherub under caution as an accessory after the fact ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:
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Channel Hopper wrote:LBC btw. Where is the father in all of this ? :shrug:



Rotating rapidly on a playground roundabout no doubt.


He yes, the scooter owner.
It does sound like a compo claim.


Kerrrrching on its way

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-n ... e-45545156

I wonder if plod will interview the googly eyed cherub under caution as an accessory after the fact ?



"and a moped has been seized."

:howl: :howl: :howl:


WTF for?

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45572946

Won't be doing that again.

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6788208/factory-worker-killed-after-colleague-shoved-a-compressed-air-hose-up-his-bum-and-turned-it-on-ripping-his-insides-to-shreds/


Bizarrely, this sort of prank is not uncommon in Japan, a country famous for its lack of gun-related crime and deaths.

Two men working at a waste disposal plant in Tokyo killed their colleague in the same way on December 16.

And on New Year's Day, a 28-year-old student died after his friend inserted an air-duster gun into his buttocks.




And another, caught on camera, India

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WTF is it with these weirdos.?

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Won't be doing that again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45736792

Where was Russell Brand on the night ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Won't be doing that again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45736792

Where was Russell Brand on the night ?


Tried to climb down from 13 fucking floors up!!!

Fucking moron!!!

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6955000/moment-foolish-girl-10-dances-alongside-moving-car-to-drake-song-in-dangerous-social-media-craze-kiki-challenge-sweeping-nation/


Karma Dolls

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6955000/moment-foolish-girl-10-dances-alongside-moving-car-to-drake-song-in-dangerous-social-media-craze-kiki-challenge-sweeping-nation/


Karma Dolls

https://metro.co.uk/video/angry-man-sla ... e-1776838/


Looks like a setup, but funny :)

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