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Bellends. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Morons!!! :D :D :D

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Backpacking near where date rape drugs are delivered ?

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He was heading straight for a huge fail.

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crumbs wrote:Don't leave your pet python loose in the same room that you're in:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... snake.html

An animal lover was killed by his 8ft pet python Tiny in his home after it escaped from its case and crushed him to death.

Keen snake handler Dan Brandon died of asphyxiation at his home in Church Crookham, Hampshire, making him the person in Britain to be killed by a python.

His mother Babs said her 31-year-old son kept ten snakes and 12 tarantulas in his room at the family home and had had Tiny, an African rock python, since she was small enough to fit in his hand.

Coroner Andrew Bradley recorded a verdict of misadventure at Basingstoke Coroners' Court and said: 'The most likely scenario is that Tiny was engaged with Dan - I have no doubt about that.

'She was coiling around him, at which point I have no idea. There was a point at which either she takes hold of him unexpectedly or trips him up or some other mechanism.'

Mr Bradley said the snake then hid, probably 'because of the shock of him falling or because of his reaction'.

He added Mr Brandon was asphyxiated 'as a result of contact with Tiny', and that he 'cannot see any other reason' for the death on August 25 last year.


Yep. Deffo qualifies.


Bit of an understatement! :D :D

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Silly twat! - he won't do that again!

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Fucking moron. When I first saw it on instagram earlier it was without sound and I thought he was committing suicide

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:rofl: Indian Takeaway :rofl:

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Darwin Masala!!

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Oddly there is no second video.


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A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned. :roll:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/04/man-suffe ... s-7286123/

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Channel Hopper wrote:A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned. :roll:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/04/man-suffe ... s-7286123/



Twat!!!


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If you have a neighbour by the name Guido...

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