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This one qualifies too. A shame as she was fit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... g-car.html

A Russian woman has died in the Dominican Republic after a car accident which involved her hanging out of the window on the passenger side while the driver recorded her on a mobile phone.

Natalia Borisovna Borodina, 35, from Moscow, had taken her bikini off and was playing up to the camera, hauling her top half out of the car window while a friend was driving.

The shocking video sees the mother-of-one letting her upper body hang out of the window of the moving car, before she hits a lamp post.



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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4670321/f ... urnemouth/

Blimey that Dover Sole was worth something! Expensive fish. :rofl:

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Dolls wrote::eek:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4670321/f ... urnemouth/

Blimey that Dover Sole was worth something! Expensive fish. :rofl:


Fuck me, he was lucky

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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-41598003


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crumbs wrote:This one qualifies too. A shame as she was fit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... g-car.html

A Russian woman has died in the Dominican Republic after a car accident which involved her hanging out of the window on the passenger side while the driver recorded her on a mobile phone.

Natalia Borisovna Borodina, 35, from Moscow, had taken her bikini off and was playing up to the camera, hauling her top half out of the car window while a friend was driving.

The shocking video sees the mother-of-one letting her upper body hang out of the window of the moving car, before she hits a lamp post.


the video on live leak shows her actually hit the post, but it happens so quick there's nothing much more to see really

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Fucking Twat!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-trying-to-kill-spiders-with-blowtorch-ends-up-burning-house-down-in-arizona-a3661401.html


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I've nearly wrecked the place trying to kill an annoying housefly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:I've nearly wrecked the place trying to kill an annoying housefly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


It’s a wonder doggies didn’t eat it? :howl:

There is stilldead spider behind telly,fuck it it's still there. :howl:

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smeggypants wrote:I've nearly wrecked the place trying to kill an annoying housefly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


It’s a wonder doggies didn’t eat it? :howl:

There is stilldead spider behind telly,fuck it it's still there. :howl:


Miss smeggy shrieked that there was a wasp in the bathroom last night. It didn't' even exist :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:I've nearly wrecked the place trying to kill an annoying housefly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


It’s a wonder doggies didn’t eat it? :howl:

There is stilldead spider behind telly,fuck it it's still there. :howl:


Miss smeggy shrieked that there was a wasp in the bathroom last night. It didn't' even exist :rofl:



Well must have been something Smeggy? I can’t stand those lollopy flying leg thingies .. they lollop around lights don’t know where the fuck they are going but they look like flying fucking spiders.. All legs etc.. only last a-night apparently.. (awww poor buggers) always in October.. I never ever have my lights on in the kitchen etc.. not having any of those buggers in here.. :hmmm:

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A waste of oxygen.

Hicks died when his moped crashed into a minicab in Wheelwright Street, near to Pentonville prison.

He was found to be carrying seven bags of skunk cannabis and multiple phones.


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Ms Li is now calling for Richmond council to erect special enclosures for deer to protect members of the public from further attacks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10 ... mond-park/

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Channel Hopper wrote:Thick bint

Ms Li is now calling for Richmond council to erect special enclosures for deer to protect members of the public from further attacks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10 ... mond-park/


Silly twat

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