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This one qualifies too. A shame as she was fit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... g-car.html

A Russian woman has died in the Dominican Republic after a car accident which involved her hanging out of the window on the passenger side while the driver recorded her on a mobile phone.

Natalia Borisovna Borodina, 35, from Moscow, had taken her bikini off and was playing up to the camera, hauling her top half out of the car window while a friend was driving.

The shocking video sees the mother-of-one letting her upper body hang out of the window of the moving car, before she hits a lamp post.



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:eek:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4670321/f ... urnemouth/

Blimey that Dover Sole was worth something! Expensive fish. :rofl:

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Dolls wrote::eek:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4670321/f ... urnemouth/

Blimey that Dover Sole was worth something! Expensive fish. :rofl:


Fuck me, he was lucky

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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-41598003


:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

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crumbs wrote:This one qualifies too. A shame as she was fit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... g-car.html

A Russian woman has died in the Dominican Republic after a car accident which involved her hanging out of the window on the passenger side while the driver recorded her on a mobile phone.

Natalia Borisovna Borodina, 35, from Moscow, had taken her bikini off and was playing up to the camera, hauling her top half out of the car window while a friend was driving.

The shocking video sees the mother-of-one letting her upper body hang out of the window of the moving car, before she hits a lamp post.


the video on live leak shows her actually hit the post, but it happens so quick there's nothing much more to see really

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crumbs wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4982680/Reveller-run-articulated-lorry-drunken-stunt.html

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Fucking Twat!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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