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Moderation or a long sleeved shirt after an hour or so, but the rag goes into 'suncream is essential' . :roll:

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A bit late to apply your cream to his back Lord Chins.

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crumbs wrote:Cannabis and cutting off your own penis:

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A man whose son cut off his penis and repeatedly stabbed his mother while high on skunk – a strong strain of cannabis – has spoken exclusively to BBC Radio 5 live about the dangers of the illegal drug.

The father, who wanted to remain anonymous, told Emma Barnett that his son had been a "bright, witty, rugby-playing lad" before he started taking drugs aged 16.


Just say no kids!



Just say no to Vile Zionists like Emma Barnett whose father was a brothel owner who profited off sex trafficked women

And cannabis doesn't make people violent. That cunt was violent already

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The man, who has not been identified, had received a tattoo with the words "Jesus is my life" five days before going for a swim in the Gulf of Mexico.

Doctors say he tested positive for the flesh-eating bacterium Vibrio vulnificus.

The British Medical Journal reports that the pathogen is common in the Gulf of Mexico's coastal waters, and the risks of infection rises during warmer months.


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Tin can - tick
People inside tin can - tick
Live firing exercise - tick
Facebook comments - tick

On June 7 the regiment posted on its Facebook page saying Badger squadron had arrived in Castlemartin for its annual firing period.

“Stay tuned for more photos and videos of the awesome firepower of the Challenger 2,” the post said.



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Channel Hopper wrote:Tin can - tick
People inside tin can - tick
Live firing exercise - tick
Facebook comments - tick

On June 7 the regiment posted on its Facebook page saying Badger squadron had arrived in Castlemartin for its annual firing period.

“Stay tuned for more photos and videos of the awesome firepower of the Challenger 2,” the post said.



http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales ... 5#ICID=nsm


Morons playing with guns - tick

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Channel Hopper wrote:Nicking signs, in North Korea. :shrug:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40308028


This story is only getting massive MSM attention becuase "North Korea" and he's "American"

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Channel Hopper wrote:Nicking signs, in North Korea. :shrug:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40308028


This story is only getting massive MSM attention becuase "North Korea" and he's "American"


You're missing the moral of the story.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Nicking signs, in North Korea. :shrug:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40308028


This story is only getting massive MSM attention becuase "North Korea" and he's "American"


You're missing the moral of the story.


I didn't. don't worry next time I visit North Korea I'll make sure not to nick any fascinating propaganda posters :)

Or mock Kim Jong Un's absurd Haircut :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Collecting fuel from a hot road using saucepans.

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Inquest confirms rail trespasser was stupid.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... ke-selfie/

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crumbs wrote:"I wanna be faymuss..."

Some proper Darwinism going on here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207

:D :D :D


Too late, those two had already bred.

Meanwhile in other articles, the whole family tree seem to be fruit loops


Today, his family is remembering him with candles, hoping to connect with his spirit as they pray over the spot where the shooting happened. :roll:

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Cock and ball story

Police say victim Gau Kerketta dropped dead on the spot after his son's wife, Anima Kharia, lunged at him and grabbed his genitals like a vice.
He had been trying to defuse a bust up between Kharia and his son Bhairaw after the pair's rooster lost a fight in India.


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Classic Darwin award

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/29/us-woman-shoots-boyfriend-dead-youtube-stunt-boost-online-profile/

A Minnesota teenager has been charged with manslaughter after firing a gun at her boyfriend in a stunt they hoped would make them famous on YouTube.

With two cameras positioned to catch their antics, and with their three-year-old son in the room, Monalisa Perez, 19, shot 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz in the chest from a foot away, while he held an encyclopedia as a shield.

He died at the scene.

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Shocking.

Dave Warner, 30, who lives in the nearby village of Crick, said: “He was apparently trying to retrieve a football when he was electrocuted.

“God only knows what he was doing in the rail depot,
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Not quite sure what's gone on here, insurance claim not gone to plan ?

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Cars are a recurring theme today

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A suspected fuel thief was crushed to death under his own car in Bristol when his friend ran over him.

Staff intervened when they saw Kyle Clarke filling a container of petrol through the back window of a Ford Fiesta at the Spar petrol station in Hengrove.

When a tussle ensued between Mr Clarke and shop worker Abu Sayem, the Fiesta rolled back with passenger Shakrul Islam inside, Bristol Crown Court heard.

But Islam then drove forward, straight over Mr Clarke, and continued with Mr Clarke trapped under the vehicle.




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