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Hilarious! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bear in mind I'm a 48 year old straight bloke with a mean patch of rugged stubble.

I'm playing PGR4 online under Ms Smeggy's Username. Ms Smeggy has setup a girlie avatar, so to online gamers I look like this blonde hotbitch with curvyhips, tight jeans, etc.

It's hilarious, I get chatted up by these young lads almost every night. I play coy with them. I had a cheesy American guy hit on me tonight.

Here's an almost word for word transcript of the conversation....

"Hi, r u a girl lol?"

"Might be :)"

"do u consider urself hot?"

"Sure"

"u might not believe it, but I model"

"cool"

"so what sort of track would a beautiful girl like u want?"

"don't mind :)" <vomit>

"i'd like to get to know u better lol - like to chat?"

I logged off at that point.

Last night I had a 19 year old from Nottingham try and chat me up. I told him I was a MILF.



This reminds me of early Internet explorations on Compuserve in the early 1990s. A mate and I logged on as a girls name and we hoodwinked two sad twats, one from America and one from Holland for ages pretending we was this girl. They fell for it completely.

So remember you cyber flirts!! You never know, the hot curvy babe you are getting all sweaty over might actually look like this ....

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note: I look nothing like that btw ;)

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Life online as a female can be a nightmare in certain places....A LOT of women use male avatars and nicks because of the constant harassment from mostly teenage plicks. I remember when I first came online I seemed to get annoyed everywhere I went. Pain in the arse for someone who just doesn't LIKE PEOPLE!

But, you're right - you just don't know what's behind that screen name/piccie!!!! I mean I might not be an agoraphobic cow at all..... :rofl:

"Hi, r u a girl lol?"


:howl: Who could resist that?




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smeggy you do look like that ;)
moobs and all :D

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ariane wrote:
"Hi, r u a girl lol?"


:howl: Who could resist that?


That has caused a coffee/keyboard interface here! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Everyone on the internet is male, until proven otherwise.


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"i'd like to get to know u better lol - like to chat?"

Translated....Fancy cybering?? :yippee:

I think it would be easier for a male to pass themselves off as female, than the other way round. Grab yourself a sexy avatar, call yourself 'hotbabe', flutter your cyber lashes and tell the forum how you love to sunbathe naked, how difficult it is to find a pair of jeans for a girl with a tiny waist but a curvy arse, and how thrilled you were when you were crowned 'Miss Bikini Babe 2008'........horny hormonal young men will be dancing round you like flies round horse shit, for you and your mates amusement.

I think for a female it would be more difficult to pose as a man, I know I would feel out of my depth.

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wotsit2 wrote:smeggy you do look like that ;)
moobs and all :D


hehe :)

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Right, I'm off to play some PGR4 again. Let's see how many spotty teenagers chat me up tonight.

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Sounds like a giggle, I might have to try putting on a feminine name and seeing how many "horndogs" chat me up. (Horndogs is my girlfriend's name for people like them.)

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I used to be on IMVU and I cant count the number of people who tryed chatting me up. In the end I got fed up and come on here instead. I might re-register to wind people up. :D




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IMVU whats that ...?



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tis a crappy site where you can pose as anyone you like through a moving CGI mike

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like being in a cartoon world...?



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yep mike

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I wasnt fussed on IMVU. Does anyone know anything about 2nd life? Thinking of joining.




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you'll get accused of shaggin someone online before you know it LLC :D look up "eh?" thread x

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I cannot find the thread wotsit, have you a link?




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one sec LLC

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can't find it LLC but suffice to say a couple are getting divorced because she saw her husband having cybersex with another CGI on screen it was a yahoo story ...geez if you want sex go for real life FFS :roll:

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heres the link for second life LLC have fun ...oh and it wasnt me wot dun it guv
http://secondlife.com/

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