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crumbs wrote:^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.


Until you try and run half the software out there on said Apple kit :doh:



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crumbs wrote:^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.


Until you try and run half the software out there on said Apple kit :doh:

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I lurrrrrve my iPad,so easy to use and very user friendly.. Fabulousosa :thumb:if I get stuck then I can ask our resident Apple expert Crumbs!! :) :thumb:

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Apple. Tech company of Mystery Babylon :nono: :nono: :nono: :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:I lurrrrrve my iPad,so easy to use and very user friendly.. Fabulousosa :thumb:if I get stuck then I can ask our resident Apple expert Crumbs!! :) :thumb:


Yeah, it's fucking great isn't it?

My iPad is in use all day long. It just works. I've just sold two Samsung tabs that were gathering dust.



:thumb: Fantastic.. The camera works well.everything.. This version ( air 2 ) so light.. Great reading a book as well on the bugger.. ! :thumb:

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Very versatile. I use my IPad 3rd generation (old) as a chopping board.



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rshome123 wrote:Very versatile. I use my IPad 3rd generation (old) as a chopping board.


:hyenas: :hyenas:

Made me chuckle :rofl:




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What changes can we expect with the IOS 9 upgrade crumbs?

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Cheers crumbs. :thumb:

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crumbs wrote:A mega-launch by Apple today. As expected, the iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus were launched. Not a huge leap forward from the iPhone 6 models apart from a 6MP Facetime camera (the front-facing camera which has traditionally been utterly shite). New camera software for both the front and back cameras ensures good quality photos and you can record video at 4K if you are on benefits and have a 4K telly. ;) :D :D :D

But, the real big news is the Apple iPad Pro. It's a fucking huuuuuuuuuge tablet with a cool keyboard cover option and a new Apple Pencil option (this is basically a stylus that you can use to operate the touch-screen and it's pressure-sensitive.

I fucking want an iPad Pro so badly. Someone break my leg so I can ask the NHS for some money to buy one with.



Surely your 6 figure salary will allow you to buy one. Perhaps you could cut down your quota of Latvian transexual rent-creatures to, say, 4 a week

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I've been waiting to see what the next iPad offering would be.

I'm currently using an iPad 3rd generation, and it's proving sluggish.
Very tempted, but will need to play around on a demo to decide.



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crumbs wrote:Some other highlights: a new Apple TV with a new Siri remote that you can talk into and it has a clever trackpad, just like the Apple Magic Mouse. The Apple TV will run its own OS.

When you're watching a streamed film and you missed a bit of audio, you'll be able to say things like, "What did she say?" into the remote and the Apple TV will rewind a few seconds and turn captains on momentarily!

The iPad Pro was demonstrated running Microsoft applications!

The new iPhones have a feature that can turn a photo into an short movie clip, a bit like an animated GIF.


They'll catch up with Android one day. Only about 3 years behind now :rofl:



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crumbs wrote:LOL. There speaks someone who doesn't actually know what he's talking about.


Nov 4, 2013, Well I was a year(ish) out :doh:

http://www.androidcentral.com/creating- ... photos-app

Awesome Videos combine your pictures and videos into an artistic short film, adding filters, cuts and some background music to an otherwise run-of-the-mill set of pics



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crumbs wrote:As I said, you don't actually know what you're talking about. Live Photo is nothing like the Google+ shite you've mentioned. At least start off from as position of knowing both operating systems.


Nothing like :doh:

The new iPhones have a feature that can turn a photo into an short movie clip, a bit like an animated GIF.


Awesome Videos combine your pictures and videos into an artistic short film, adding filters, cuts and some background music to an otherwise run-of-the-mill set of pics


Hmmmm :chin: :hmmm: :D



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Crumbs I think the only grumble I have is their adapters ,battery charger etc has changed and they should have kept the originals! I bought a Apple adapter thingy,a memory card reader that I could use from a camera and download photos from camera to iPad.. They have now changed the adapter,So it's effin redundant.. :(

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Dolls wrote:Crumbs I think the only grumble I have is their adapters ,battery charger etc has changed and they should have kept the originals! I bought a Apple adapter thingy,a memory card reader that I could use from a camera and download photos from camera to iPad.. They have now changed the adapter,So it's effin redundant.. :(


They've changed then charger..should never!

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Dolls wrote:Crumbs I think the only grumble I have is their adapters ,battery charger etc has changed and they should have kept the originals! I bought a Apple adapter thingy,a memory card reader that I could use from a camera and download photos from camera to iPad.. They have now changed the adapter,So it's effin redundant.. :(


Of course it's all about getting people to buy more stuff and more of the earth's resources are depleted becuase of this

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