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A place for all things Apple related including Mac OS X and iOS. Post your shite in here and I'll post updates for those who use Apple's superior Operating Systems.

To start with, for anyone who has an iPhone or an iPad, iOS 9 will be coming out in the next few weeks. It's a major upgrade to the already excellent iOS 8.

Some details here on what you can expect: https://www.apple.com/uk/ios/ios9-preview/

For me the most important thing will be improved battery life on iPhones and iPads. As always with all things Apple, the upgrade will be completely painless and automatic once you accept the upgrade.

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" Post your shite in here "


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^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.

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crumbs wrote:^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.


Until you try and run half the software out there on said Apple kit :doh:



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crumbs wrote:^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.


Until you try and run half the software out there on said Apple kit :doh:

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crumbs wrote:^ Bootiful, just bootiful. All Apple kit is a work of art.


Until you try and run half the software out there on said Apple kit :doh:


Which you haven't done, but I have. :)

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I lurrrrrve my iPad,so easy to use and very user friendly.. Fabulousosa :thumb:if I get stuck then I can ask our resident Apple expert Crumbs!! :) :thumb:

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Apple. Tech company of Mystery Babylon :nono: :nono: :nono: :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:I lurrrrrve my iPad,so easy to use and very user friendly.. Fabulousosa :thumb:if I get stuck then I can ask our resident Apple expert Crumbs!! :) :thumb:


Yeah, it's fucking great isn't it?

My iPad is in use all day long. It just works. I've just sold two Samsung tabs that were gathering dust.

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Dolls wrote:I lurrrrrve my iPad,so easy to use and very user friendly.. Fabulousosa :thumb:if I get stuck then I can ask our resident Apple expert Crumbs!! :) :thumb:


Yeah, it's fucking great isn't it?

My iPad is in use all day long. It just works. I've just sold two Samsung tabs that were gathering dust.



:thumb: Fantastic.. The camera works well.everything.. This version ( air 2 ) so light.. Great reading a book as well on the bugger.. ! :thumb:

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Very versatile. I use my IPad 3rd generation (old) as a chopping board.



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rshome123 wrote:Very versatile. I use my IPad 3rd generation (old) as a chopping board.


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Made me chuckle :rofl:




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A big Apple launch event happening this month with the iPhone 6S expected to launch - this is rumoured to have a better camera and several UI improvements.

There's also likely to be a huuuuuuuuge 12.2 inch screened Apple iPad Air Plus being launched.

Later this month iOS 9 is coming out and, as always, will be a free upgrade for iPads, iPods and iPhones (if they are not too old).

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What changes can we expect with the IOS 9 upgrade crumbs?

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Two stand out for me, Dolls:

1. Slightly improved battery life;

2. Improved multi-tasking - you can have multiple apps onscreen at the same time. I use Skype a lot, for example, and I can have a picture-in-picture of my Skype session whilst I browse the web or check emails. It's a really cool feature if you have an iPad or iPhone.

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Cheers crumbs. :thumb:

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A mega-launch by Apple today. As expected, the iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus were launched. Not a huge leap forward from the iPhone 6 models apart from a 6MP Facetime camera (the front-facing camera which has traditionally been utterly shite). New camera software for both the front and back cameras ensures good quality photos and you can record video at 4K if you are on benefits and have a 4K telly. ;) :D :D :D

But, the real big news is the Apple iPad Pro. It's a fucking huuuuuuuuuge tablet with a cool keyboard cover option and a new Apple Pencil option (this is basically a stylus that you can use to operate the touch-screen and it's pressure-sensitive.

I fucking want an iPad Pro so badly. Someone break my leg so I can ask the NHS for some money to buy one with.

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crumbs wrote:A mega-launch by Apple today. As expected, the iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus were launched. Not a huge leap forward from the iPhone 6 models apart from a 6MP Facetime camera (the front-facing camera which has traditionally been utterly shite). New camera software for both the front and back cameras ensures good quality photos and you can record video at 4K if you are on benefits and have a 4K telly. ;) :D :D :D

But, the real big news is the Apple iPad Pro. It's a fucking huuuuuuuuuge tablet with a cool keyboard cover option and a new Apple Pencil option (this is basically a stylus that you can use to operate the touch-screen and it's pressure-sensitive.

I fucking want an iPad Pro so badly. Someone break my leg so I can ask the NHS for some money to buy one with.



Surely your 6 figure salary will allow you to buy one. Perhaps you could cut down your quota of Latvian transexual rent-creatures to, say, 4 a week

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