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It's what everyone has been waiting for. A top ten list of the Worst Song Lyrics Ever (according to Magpie Music, whoever they are). I particularly like number 3 on the list (and that took three people to come up with)...

And here's the list:

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!

2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE

3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE

4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE

5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT

6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB

7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH

8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA

9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO

10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

Here's what escaped the list

Nickelback, Rock star - I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

Cheeky Girls, Touch My Bum - Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Mr Blobby, The Blooby Song - Blooby, oh Mr Blooby, if only you could make us understand, Blooby, oh Mr Blooby, your influence will spread throughout the land

So what other have been missed?

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The Bluebells - Cath

you've spoilt my day for the rest of the night.

not quite in the same league as the others above, but Ive always thought that line spectacularly poor. ( the whole songs pretty desperate tbh)

Actually, I like number 5...

It's coming yet for a' that, that Man to Man, the world o'er, shall brothers be for a' that. (Robert Burns)

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I like no. 5 as well. It's a great lyric.

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Standing on a golf course, Dressed in P.V.C. I chanced upon a Golf Girl,Selling cups of tea

Caravan - Golf Girl. Great song, but wacky lyrics.

MartinJ - On a campaign to abolish the rules made of stone.
I know I can't spell for Tofee - I don't need to be reminded!

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