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How long did it take them to write the lyrics to this diabolical crap?
I feel sorry for the talented musicians who were involved in the making of this record.

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I reckon this one takes the biscuit....I have to steel myself to even think of this one....*Takes pills*......*has a swig of bourbon*....ok ....here goes.......................



AARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :throwup: :throwup: :throwup:

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John lee Pettimore wrote:I reckon this one takes the biscuit....I have to steel myself to even think of this one....*Takes pills*......*has a swig of bourbon*....ok ....here goes.......................



AARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :throwup: :throwup: :throwup:


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Carnt be any song worst than jilted John..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY
can you put it on as a video instead as a link smeggy....... :)



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You ALL fail..............



I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You ALL fail..............




I think you've probably hit the front with that one Mr Squirrel. :rofl:



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Well I got one song that will curdle everyone's blood.

I warn you, it ain't for the faint of heart...


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FFS gunns you just HAD to didn't you :stomp: :throwup: :D

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i counter you with this sah !! :D

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I got one more in my little arsenal which will topple Grandad...


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have at you sah !! :D

singalong you cad !! :rofl:

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90's sampling bollocks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wasn't even her with the PMT :rofl:

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wotsit2 wrote:90's sampling bollocks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wasn't even her with the PMT :rofl:


Aw hell, no!
I thought I escaped that fecking song. :pillow:

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hah HAAAAH :duel: :rofl: :)

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Touche, sir!

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Gunner 51 wrote:Touche, sir!

i accept :)

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Personally, i quite like a bit of 'Black Box'. :D :wank3:

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wotsit2 wrote:90's sampling bollocks



They were picked to support Madonna on her live tour, bad mistake

Anyway, raise you



Stipe apologised a number of times on their South Central Rain bollocks entry, giving the band carte blanche to release all manner of shite to slit one's wrists to.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:90's sampling bollocks



They were picked to support Madonna on her live tour, bad mistake

Anyway, raise you



Stipe apologised a number of times on their South Central Rain bollocks entry, giving the band carte blanche to release all manner of shite to slit one's wrists to.


You think that's bad? Try listening to My Chemical Romance - it's metal gone horribly, horribly corporate.

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Gunner 51 wrote:You think that's bad? Try listening to My Chemical Romance - it's metal gone horribly, horribly corporate.


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