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wotsit2 wrote:never should a classic be remade ... NEVER


Agreed, but that's Hollywood commercialism for ya.

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I am really looking forward to the remake of The Dambusters... Its looking like a cracker!

The Germans, led by Cameron Diaz as Annie Hitler, wins the war against Britain, led by Gina Yashere as Lady Winnie Zedmore (Du first Bwak prime minister) by blitzing the British capital, the Isle of Man, into submission with a bombardment of home made fairy cakes as a direct result of the 617 squadrons failure to embark on the daring mission due to strict legislation imposed by the health and safety executive that bombs may cause long term illness and hearing impalement to the Dams guards. Fisher Stephens will revise his Short Circuit character, Ben Jabituya, to play the part of Guy Gibson, renamed Mammood salim Akhbar Gungadin and his beloved Black Labrador Nigger will be a Samoyed named Canine Oscar Of Norwegian Ethnicity (or Coone for short due to a acronym oversight by the director) Samuel L Jackson of course will play Barnes 'muthafukka' Wallis who meets and falls in love with Annie Hitler who already has a secret adult love child to Mammood Gungadin and is actually the President of the worlds saviour, the U.S of A. The U.S. President, played by Johnny Vagas, instructs his Generals to drop the A bomb on Hiroshima but due to a strong side wind, the bomb actually drops on Doncaster and the worlds Satan, Jeremy Clarkson is horribly disfigured but nobody notices or cares, leading to a film featuring the new Mercedes C class AMG smoking its tyres on the Isle of Man until a well targeted fairy cake drops through the sunroof and kills Clarkson, thus ending the war and Muthafukka and Hitler live happily ever after in a hippy commune with Mammood and Zedmore. The entire film will be made on location in Tobago.

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Dolls wrote:I remember 'journey to Centre if the earth' as a kid loved it.. :) James Mason,Pat Boone..


Same here, and I've been collecting some of the originals released on DVD as of late from our local charidee shop at 50p or a pound when they turn up.

In the past year I've found, The Time Machine, Planet of the Apes (the full collection including sequels), The Day the Earth Stood Still, All but one of the Twilight Zone DVDs, and multiple Hammer Horror films.

Many were still sealed :eek4:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:I am really looking forward to the remake of The Dambusters... Its looking like a cracker!

The Germans, led by Cameron Diaz as Annie Hitler, wins the war against Britain, led by Gina Yashere as Lady Winnie Zedmore (Du first Bwak prime minister) by blitzing the British capital, the Isle of Man, into submission with a bombardment of home made fairy cakes as a direct result of the 617 squadrons failure to embark on the daring mission due to strict legislation imposed by the health and safety executive that bombs may cause long term illness and hearing impalement to the Dams guards. Fisher Stephens will revise his Short Circuit character, Ben Jabituya, to play the part of Guy Gibson, renamed Mammood salim Akhbar Gungadin and his beloved Black Labrador Nigger will be a Samoyed named Canine Oscar Of Norwegian Ethnicity (or Coone for short due to a acronym oversight by the director) Samuel L Jackson of course will play Barnes 'muthafukka' Wallis who meets and falls in love with Annie Hitler who already has a secret adult love child to Mammood Gungadin and is actually the President of the worlds saviour, the U.S of A. The U.S. President, played by Johnny Vagas, instructs his Generals to drop the A bomb on Hiroshima but due to a strong side wind, the bomb actually drops on Doncaster and the worlds Satan, Jeremy Clarkson is horribly disfigured but nobody notices or cares, leading to a film featuring the new Mercedes C class AMG smoking its tyres on the Isle of Man until a well targeted fairy cake drops through the sunroof and kills Clarkson, thus ending the war and Muthafukka and Hitler live happily ever after in a hippy commune with Mammood and Zedmore. The entire film will be made on location in Tobago.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:I am really looking forward to the remake of The Dambusters... Its looking like a cracker!

The Germans, led by Cameron Diaz as Annie Hitler, wins the war against Britain, led by Gina Yashere as Lady Winnie Zedmore (Du first Bwak prime minister) by blitzing the British capital, the Isle of Man, into submission with a bombardment of home made fairy cakes as a direct result of the 617 squadrons failure to embark on the daring mission due to strict legislation imposed by the health and safety executive that bombs may cause long term illness and hearing impalement to the Dams guards. Fisher Stephens will revise his Short Circuit character, Ben Jabituya, to play the part of Guy Gibson, renamed Mammood salim Akhbar Gungadin and his beloved Black Labrador Nigger will be a Samoyed named Canine Oscar Of Norwegian Ethnicity (or Coone for short due to a acronym oversight by the director) Samuel L Jackson of course will play Barnes 'muthafukka' Wallis who meets and falls in love with Annie Hitler who already has a secret adult love child to Mammood Gungadin and is actually the President of the worlds saviour, the U.S of A. The U.S. President, played by Johnny Vagas, instructs his Generals to drop the A bomb on Hiroshima but due to a strong side wind, the bomb actually drops on Doncaster and the worlds Satan, Jeremy Clarkson is horribly disfigured but nobody notices or cares, leading to a film featuring the new Mercedes C class AMG smoking its tyres on the Isle of Man until a well targeted fairy cake drops through the sunroof and kills Clarkson, thus ending the war and Muthafukka and Hitler live happily ever after in a hippy commune with Mammood and Zedmore. The entire film will be made on location in Tobago.



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