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I am sick to death with Clare Balding being rammed down our throats. She appears to be the BBC's most overrated female presenter since she hosted the Olympics coverage last summer.

This Sunday, Clare makes her Radio 2 debut replacing Aled Jones on Good Morning Sunday.

Okay, her sexuality isn't an issue for me, but she is one annoying cunt!

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Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!

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Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!


A whole 2 inch then Smeggy :rofl:



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John Inverdale tried his luck with Clare Balding not realising she likes fish fingers :jester:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!


A whole 2 inch then Smeggy :rofl:


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Scott Nelson wrote:John Inverdale tried his luck with Clare Balding not realising she likes fish fingers :jester:

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Tried his Luck?........ Luck?

What would be 'Lucky' about that? :hmmm:

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Scott Nelson wrote:John Inverdale tried his luck with Clare Balding not realising she likes fish fingers :jester:

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Tried his Luck?........ Luck?

What would be 'Lucky' about that? :hmmm:


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There is no escape from this woman, she's worse than the common cold:

http://www.btplc.com/News/Articles/Show ... CFB20EF355

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Scott Nelson wrote:There is no escape from this woman, she's worse than the common cold:

http://www.btplc.com/News/Articles/Show ... CFB20EF355


I bet she's your 'straight fantasy' - After all she looks like a bloke ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:

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Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:



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Clare Balding replacing Aled Jones...do me a favour!
I ask you, have you ever seen either one in the same room together?!?!?

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Docteur Qui wrote:Clare Balding replacing Aled Jones...do me a favour!
I ask you, have you ever seen either one in the same room together?!?!?

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Good point! They must have been separated at birth ;)

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Scott Nelson wrote:There is no escape from this woman, she's worse than the common cold:

http://www.btplc.com/News/Articles/Show ... CFB20EF355


I bet she's your 'straight fantasy' - After all she looks like a bloke ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:



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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!

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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!


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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!


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and her head is ferkin flat ?


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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!



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