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Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:43 pm
by staroffurby
I was reading this and it got me thinking;
Victoria Beckham Is Too Busy For Another Baby

We hear the rumours on a weekly basis: 'Victoria Desperate for Another Baby.' Well it turns out the only thing Victoria is desperate for is more time. The mum of three is slamming reports that she's trying for another baby, simply because she doesn't have time for it. She says, "I can't even think about having another baby right now. The boys take up so much of my time.
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"Life is busy in Los Angeles, because Brooklyn's got football, Romeo's got gymnastics and Cruz has break dancing. Plus they have school commitments."

So how about adoption? "We really respect people who go through adoption, but it's not something we have considered as we have our hands full with the three children we do have!" Although we'd love to see a mini Posh around town, it's great that she acknowledges that she just doesn't have the time to commit to another child. She has her hands full with her three amazing kids as it is. Oh well, wishful thinking.

So she is far too busy, but what does this ugly stick insect do? She can't hunt down camera's and pout 24 hours a day can she? She certainly does not spend any of that time eating! :pp:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:52 pm
by diablo
Can't she get some of the servants to take the kids to football and break dance classes?

I suspect she needs 8 hours per day in front of the mirror perfecting her pout. :):

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do people still do break dancing???

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:59 pm
by staroffurby
diablo wrote:do people still do break dancing???


Yes they do, they are called B-boys or B-girls know, at least i think thats the term on the street? Actually it spelt B-Boyz or B-Girlz no doubt in a desperate attempt to look cool.

Victoria Break dancing, that i would pay to see. You would just hear a big crack and she snaps in two :rofl:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:13 pm
by Whirliegig
She is very busy being a style icon.

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Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:21 pm
by staroffurby
Whirliegig wrote:She is very busy being a style icon.

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I will repeat my previous question, what does she do? :pp:

A style icon? :rofl:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:28 pm
by diablo
staroffurby wrote:I will repeat my previous question, what does she do? :pp:

A style icon? :rofl:

I suspect that Whirlie was being facetious. :)

Hasn't she had those plastic boobs removed now? :confused:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:36 pm
by staroffurby
diablo wrote:
staroffurby wrote:I will repeat my previous question, what does she do? :pp:

A style icon? :rofl:

I suspect that Whirlie was being facetious. :)

Hasn't she had those plastic boobs removed now? :confused:


No her husband and kids still follow her about! :rofl:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:50 pm
by Whirliegig
yeah...a style icon. Colleen McLoughlin is one too.

Havent you noticed, her full name is Colleen Mclouhlin style icon. Or sometimes, Style Icon Coleen Mcloughlin.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/lifestyle-fashion/stylecelebs/Style+Icon+Coleen+McLoughlin-5350.html


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Coleen McLoughlin Style Icon

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:58 pm
by staroffurby
I was just being a little sarcastic before, so a style icon wears whatever shit a designer or store will throw at them. In return for looking bloody awful. So they are a walking billboard would these sad gits sign away there whole life in order to keep themselves in front of cameras?

It just seems a sad life, these so-called style icons show no signs of personality or actually enjoying life.

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:21 pm
by ariane
staroffurby wrote:So she is far too busy, but what does this ugly stick insect do?


My f*****g nut.

I HATE Sticktoria Beckham even more than I hate every other person I say I hate. And, boy do I hate then!

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:22 pm
by smeggypants
Love her or hate her there's no denying Coleen McLoughlin has certainly become a fashion idol. Gracing the pages of magazines and newspapers every day Collen is becoming just as well known for her outfits as she is for her footballer husband.


Err there is!!.

When she first hit the headlines Coleen's was not as polished as we are used to seeing her now however the potential was there and she was soon signed up as the face of ASDA's George clothing brand in a £3 million deal.


Style icon and ASDA Geroge clothing is a contradiction in terms


She is often seen wearing pieces from the range however she is no longer the face of the brand. Coleen also writes a column for Closer magazine which includes her style tips.


Oh fuck off!!

what bollox. I love the way the Celeb industry tries to keep it real by spouting such bollox. Actually I don't love it.

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:07 pm
by Whirliegig
Coleen has been promoted from Closer to OK magazine now, I noticed.

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Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:34 pm
by smeggypants
ariane wrote:
staroffurby wrote:So she is far too busy, but what does this ugly stick insect do?


My f*****g nut.

I HATE Sticktoria Beckham even more than I hate every other person I say I hate. And, boy do I hate then!



Sticktoria!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:38 pm
by staroffurby
Whirliegig wrote:Coleen has been promoted from Closer to OK magazine now, I noticed.

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Is that a promotion? At least now she can pronounce and spell the title of who she works for! :pp:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:14 am
by Dolls
She soo bloody skinny! I bet David sometimes dont know whether to fuck her or make a wish! :rofl: :howl:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:29 am
by ariane
Dolls wrote:She soo bloody skinny! I bet David sometimes dont know whether to fuck her or make a wish! :rofl: :howl:

:howl:

I know, Dolls...I often wonder about that myself........how can any man, you know.....i mean jeez....just how can he, you know - i would be scared she would break?

I'm feeling a bit fragile meself this morning...... :vomit:

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:08 am
by Dolls
ariane wrote:
Dolls wrote:She soo bloody skinny! I bet David sometimes dont know whether to fuck her or make a wish! :rofl: :howl:

:howl:

I know, Dolls...I often wonder about that myself........how can any man, you know.....i mean jeez....just how can he, you know - i would be scared she would break?

I'm feeling a bit fragile meself this morning...... :vomit:



Me too I was out last night gorge Italian Restaurant!

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:10 am
by ariane
One of my friends in Holland is a very slight woman and I hate even giving her a cuddle in case I break her......Her partner isn't BIG, but he's very tall and I wonder how he feels.....lol silly me.

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:34 am
by smeggypants
Dolls wrote:She soo bloody skinny! I bet David sometimes dont know whether to fuck her or make a wish! :rofl: :howl:


Wish he had Rebecca Loos :)


I like Rebecca Loos. Now she is FIT!!!

Victoria Beckham What Does She Do?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:36 pm
by The Duke
I like posh, for me she has that :doggies: attraction, each to their own tho :thumb: