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smeggypants wrote:Market claims to have done some work for Tom Cruise.

If the Major hears about this he'll overdose on ZED's. If Scott hears about it he'll be Jealous :)



We did some tree work for one of his ex wife , can't remember if it was Kidman or Holmes , any the house was massive with a large out door swimming pool, the lads thought the house was empty ie customer on holiday , so they decided to have a swim , Kidman or Holmes caught them and went mental , kick them off the job, and sent a big bill to the company , she had her pool drain out, and refill with fresh water, saying the blokes polluted her swimming pool



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Mr Squirrel wrote:Market... I didnt understand a fucking word of that.

You were shagging your mates wife? OR He claimed you were shagging his wife?

What has your 'youth' got to do with anything? Did this happen in your youth or did you regret what happened after your youth?

For fucks sake man.... You make some very interesting posts but deciphering them is a job for the fucking geniuses at Bletchley Park.

I am no grammar pedant but really, your way of explaining things has to be addressed. Please work on it! :thumb:




I no geniuses , but I can understand my post , :howl:



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smeggypants wrote:Market claims to have done some work for Tom Cruise.

If the Major hears about this he'll overdose on ZED's. If Scott hears about it he'll be Jealous :)



We did some tree work for one of his ex wife , can't remember if it was Kidman or Holmes , any the house was massive with a large out door swimming pool, the lads thought the house was empty ie customer on holiday , so they decided to have a swim , Kidman or Holmes caught them and went mental , kick them off the job, and sent a big bill to the company , she had her pool drain out, and refill with fresh water, saying the blokes polluted her swimming pool


I hope they pissed in it. :rofl: :rofl:

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