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Is Cliff Pilchard next?



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Well we all know members of the Catholic Church have experience of handling young boys.... :hmmm:

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How about changing the title smeggypants, everytime I see this thread, I think he dead



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A Woman in Winter wrote:How about changing the title smeggypants, everytime I see this thread, I think he dead



Good idea, he's 86 now :) :)

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A Woman in Winter wrote:How about changing the title smeggypants, everytime I see this thread, I think he dead



Good idea, he's 86 now :) :)


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I always think he's died every time it's bumped too :) :hmmm:

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I'm not dead yet................

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' ere he says he's not dead!?

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One of these days, or years, the title will become true. So maybe leave it as it is. :)

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Hasn't he died yet?

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smeggypants wrote:Hasn't he died yet?

Hasn't he died yet again ?

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One of these days I'll look at this thread and find out that he has actually died. :rofl:

Unless I die before him of course. :):

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Morph wrote:No wonder the BBC is broke! Greedy old bastard.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bruc ... ng-6138965


For 11 years service considering his age that seems very reasonable :confused:

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Morph wrote:No wonder the BBC is broke! Greedy old bastard.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bruc ... ng-6138965


For 11 years service considering his age that seems very reasonable :confused:


Yup all pensioners shoudl get the same :)

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Morph wrote:No wonder the BBC is potless when it continues to overpay its "stars". Does Brucie also get a bonus?


You know what sort of bonus you got for working at the BBC. Jim fixed it.

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Aha, so he could have been dead if he'd fallen a bit harder. :)

He can't live for ever so one day the thread title will be bang on. Though as someone said earlier he'll probably outlive the rest of us.

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He'e not dead yet then? Good game, Good Game, give us a twirl

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smeggypants wrote:He'e not dead yet then? Good game, Good Game, give us a twirl


The name Anthea Redfern springs to mind when you mention that. Bugger me that's a long time ago - 'give us a twirl'. :rofl:

As I recall he married her even though he was 50 years older. Though that can't be right as she's older than me now. ?? :confused: :confused: :hmmm:

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smeggypants wrote:He'e not dead yet then? Good game, Good Game, give us a twirl


The name Anthea Redfern springs to mind when you mention that. Bugger me that's a long time ago - 'give us a twirl'. :rofl:

As I recall he married her even though he was 50 years older. Though that can't be right as she's older than me now. ?? :confused: :confused: :hmmm:


She's 67 according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthea_Redfern

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She's older than you "now"? Was she younger than you at some point then? :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:He'e not dead yet then? Good game, Good Game, give us a twirl


The name Anthea Redfern springs to mind when you mention that. Bugger me that's a long time ago - 'give us a twirl'. :rofl:

As I recall he married her even though he was 50 years older. Though that can't be right as she's older than me now. ?? :confused: :confused: :hmmm:


She's 67 according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthea_Redfern

So 20 years younger than wiggy

She's older than you "now"? Was she younger than you at some point then? :rofl: :rofl:

A fairly recent pic of her on Come dine with me ( blonde on right - would you? )


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He seemed much older than her at the time, that's the distortion memory sometimes afflicts me with. Though they got divorced a few years later. He seems to still get on with his previous wives, and also helping with care for his first wife who has dementia, if this article is to be believed -

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... ng-2666904

Would I? Well I find some older ladies quite pleasing to be with, though rarely lustfully so. Anyway in my condition I couldn't actually do much about it anyway. :rofl:

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