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Lucious Linda.....glad I looked at the brucie thread now.

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Surprised such things were allowed back then :eek: :D

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Oh, for the love of God!! This is just so cruel........I really thought we were rid of him! :dogpiss:
I was just about ready to phone my mum to tell her the good news.

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:hmmm: :eek: :shrug:



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They'll still be wheeling the old bastard out to entertain the the dumbed downed masses when he's in a far worst state than this.


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Doesn't he hang around with *cough* Jimmy Tarbuck? :eek:



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Just give him a cuddly toy ( goodgame, etc )

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chinchin wrote:Doesn't he hang around with *cough* Jimmy Tarbuck? :eek:


And?

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Scott Nelson wrote:Oh, fuck off, Forsyth:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/sir- ... ly-3405236


Wotta loada crap. However publicity is publicity! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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He used to dance like a bastid, very lish before the arthritis and dementia kicked in. However, enough's enough. It's like accidentally watching a video your gran shagging your best friend's grandchild. Seriously unpleasant :groan:

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Loads of bollocks media PR syndicated rubbish!!

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smeggypants wrote:Loads of bollocks media PR syndicated rubbish!!

That's what I meant to say.

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Anyone willing to take his wife on board?????? Wotz??????????

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Major Starbold wrote:Anyone willing to take his wife on board?????? Wotz??????????

so long as she bangs like a barn door in a gale , sure :D

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Every time this thread gets bumped I thought its going to say that he died :oops: :pp:

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grimtales1 wrote:Every time this thread gets bumped I thought its going to say that he died :oops: :pp:


Same here :hmmm:



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Is it true is he dead, :shrug: :doh:



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A Woman in Winter wrote:Is it true is he dead, :shrug: :doh:

noooo . it's part of scott's wishlist

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Claudia Winkleman to take over Stricly Come Nonsense

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Yeah, Scott's wish has come true sort of, his career has died.......or is on life support :)

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