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Actress, Singer, Dancer. Model, Fashion designer, Perfume Seller, Author, Socialite and Cellulite!
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smeggypants
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roars like a lion ??? he screams , squawks , eats, shits , pukes and pisses himself just like any other frikkin baby 
Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson "Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me  I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all  do whaaaaaa ? 
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wotsit2
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Saw him cracking this 'joke'on the TV news. The audience must have been told to laugh, but they can't have paid them enough cause they did a shit job at it.
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Resonance
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Why not just say "He cries loudly like any other f*cking baby" 
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grimtales1 wrote:Why not just say "He cries loudly like any other f*cking baby" 
like they'd fucking know anyway 
Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson "Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me  I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all  do whaaaaaa ? 
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wotsit2 wrote:grimtales1 wrote:Why not just say "He cries loudly like any other f*cking baby" 
like they'd fucking know anyway 
Yes, you've got to love how they say they change nappies, get up in the night etc.........yeah right. The hired help will do it all.
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Resonance wrote:wotsit2 wrote:grimtales1 wrote:Why not just say "He cries loudly like any other f*cking baby" 
like they'd fucking know anyway 
Yes, you've got to love how they say they change nappies, get up in the night etc.........yeah right. The hired help will do it all. 
Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson "Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me  I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all  do whaaaaaa ? 
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wotsit2
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NO!
I will not stand for this Anti Royal Anarchist claptrap. This is no ordinary baby like you or i were... or our children were or our parents were. This is the future King of Englandistan and his royal botty will be wiped by gentle bearers of the very best silk wet wipes and will not suffer the indignity of run of the mill Pampers disposable crap absorbers. When this divine infant, the future King of Englandistan reaches potty training age, he will not tip the fucker over his or his mothers head like our common brats did. Indeed, i will bet that our Liz (Salutes) is no stranger to a shitty nappy or two....
I wonder if she still changes Edwards for him?
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Mr Squirrel wrote:NO!
I will not stand for this Anti Royal Anarchist claptrap. This is no ordinary baby like you or i were... or our children were or our parents were. This is the future King of Englandistan and his royal botty will be wiped by gentle bearers of the very best silk wet wipes and will not suffer the indignity of run of the mill Pampers disposable crap absorbers. When this divine infant, the future King of Englandistan reaches potty training age, he will not tip the fucker over his or his mothers head like our common brats did. Indeed, i will bet that our Liz (Salutes) is no stranger to a shitty nappy or two....
I wonder if she still changes Edwards for him?
I think it's his lackey or ? 
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crumbs wrote:She's starting to look a little rough now. I guess Royal Sperm isn't that good for your skin after all.
Not sure crumbs our Liz looks well on it. 
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crumbs wrote:She's starting to look a little rough now. I guess Royal Sperm isn't that good for your skin after all.
She looks about 40 at least. dunno how old she really is? Maybe Icke was right about the lizard skin 
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Mr Squirrel wrote:NO!
I will not stand for this Anti Royal Anarchist claptrap. This is no ordinary baby like you or i were... or our children were or our parents were. This is the future King of Englandistan and his royal botty will be wiped by gentle bearers of the very best silk wet wipes and will not suffer the indignity of run of the mill Pampers disposable crap absorbers. When this divine infant, the future King of Englandistan reaches potty training age, he will not tip the fucker over his or his mothers head like our common brats did. Indeed, i will bet that our Liz (Salutes) is no stranger to a shitty nappy or two....
I wonder if she still changes Edwards for him? 
Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson "Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me  I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all  do whaaaaaa ? 
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Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson "Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me  I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all  do whaaaaaa ? 
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