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I don't like him to be honest. Cheesy old goat.

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why should he ? please explain .

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Scott Nelson wrote:He's a perverted old creep. Next time you see him on TV, study carefully how he puts his arm around a female contestant and where he puts his hand. Usually it's directly underneath the breast.

and you know for sure he's perverted then ? tell me scott , do you EVEN know what the real meaning of the word "perverted" means ?

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Cuddly Toy!!!

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fondue set !!!

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just a thought , perhaps scott preferred larry graysons tenure on that show :chin:
perhaps not ... ....

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Scott Nelson wrote:
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Scott Nelson wrote:He's a perverted old creep. Next time you see him on TV, study carefully how he puts his arm around a female contestant and where he puts his hand. Usually it's directly underneath the breast.

and you know for sure he's perverted then ? tell me scott , do you EVEN know what the real meaning of the word "perverted" means ?


I'd like to see your version of it.

perverted means ,twisted , against nature , against the status quo


and now for the dictionary meaning :-

per·vert·ed
/pərˈvərtid/
Adjective

(of a person or their actions) Characterized by sexually abnormal and unacceptable practices or tendencies.
(of a thing) Having been corrupted or distorted from its original course, meaning, or state.

it sort of agrees with my first part , does it not ?

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Scott Nelson wrote:My dictionary says the same. And describes Bruce Forsyth accurately.



Indeed.

Men fancying attractive women and trying to have a sly fiddle with their charlies, is definitely 'against nature' and sexually abnormal.

Im glad and proud to be a 'pervert'.

BTW... Cant say that im a Brucie fan either.

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Ronnie, shall i feel HIGHER or LOWER?

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:My dictionary says the same. And describes Bruce Forsyth accurately.



Indeed.

Men fancying attractive women and trying to have a sly fiddle with their charlies, is definitely 'against nature' and sexually abnormal.

Im glad and proud to be a 'pervert'.

BTW... Cant say that im a Brucie fan either.

:howl: thquizz , you're dithgusthing .
I think scotts pissed off because brucie isn't gently cupping his (scotts) bollocks :D

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USABrit wrote:Ronnie, shall i feel HIGHER or LOWER?

Nothing for a pair not in your case

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:My dictionary says the same. And describes Bruce Forsyth accurately.



Indeed.

Men fancying attractive women and trying to have a sly fiddle with their charlies, is definitely 'against nature' and sexually abnormal.

Im glad and proud to be a 'pervert'.

BTW... Cant say that im a Brucie fan either.



What about not fancying unattractive woman and not trying to have a sly fiddle with their Charlies?

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Police are searching for this man in connection with the missing veteran entertainer Mr Bruce Forsyth.


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Who dat?



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chinchin wrote:Who dat?


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Scott Nelson wrote:Look at Bruce's facial expression in that pic. He's clearly cumming in his y-fronts.

yeah , riiiiggghhhhtttt :roll: :fingers:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Look at Bruce's facial expression in that pic. He's clearly cumming in his y-fronts.


Personally... I cant fault him for that. Except maybe, wearing Y-Fronts and having that face.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:Look at Bruce's facial expression in that pic. He's clearly cumming in his y-fronts.


Personally... I cant fault him for that. Except maybe, wearing Y-Fronts and having that face.

i bet scott wears nylon y-fronts that his dad handed down to him squizz :rofl:

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wotsit2 wrote:
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Scott Nelson wrote:Look at Bruce's facial expression in that pic. He's clearly cumming in his y-fronts.


Personally... I cant fault him for that. Except maybe, wearing Y-Fronts and having that face.

i bet scott wears nylon y-fronts that his dad handed down to him squizz :rofl:


Kinell....

With all that friction.... He should offer himself up to power some streetlights in Las Vegas.

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