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Mr Squirrel wrote:You were lucky to have a Kitchen floor...

We just had a big hole where our floor should have been. All 137 of us had to huddle together in the corner for fear of falling.

Floor?... Floor?... Huh...

Them wer 't' days.


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We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!

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