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Ah, the age of innocence. Not such a bad thing.

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phild05 wrote:Ah, the age of innocence. Not such a bad thing.


I couldn't agree more.




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Ah, the age of innocence. Not such a bad thing.


perhaps more common sense than innocence...? :chin:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?

I wonder which one was the top? ;)



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sorry scott , it was attitudes like that that caused the downfall of british comedy :mad1:

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Agreed,there was nothing gay about M&W apart from being happy and making us happy.....that's the true meaning of gay.

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Ah, the age of innocence. Not such a bad thing.


perhaps more common sense than innocence...? :chin:


No, Morecambe n sense :D

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Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?



Probably because it was a comedy show...



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John lee Pettimore wrote:Agreed,there was nothing gay about M&W apart from being happy and making us happy.....that's the true meaning of gay.

yep :thumb:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?



Probably because it was a comedy show...

yep and besides laurel and hardy had the same scenario before that salz :)
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Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?



Probably because it was a comedy show...

yep and besides laurel and hardy had the same scenario before that salz :)
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tango15 wrote:
Ah, the age of innocence. Not such a bad thing.


perhaps more common sense than innocence...? :chin:


No, Morecambe n sense :D



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I had the pleasure of meeting Eric Morecambe (and Mrs Morecambe scott :roll: ) many years ago on a flight to Miami. He was side-achingly funny. I don't know why they bothered with Eddie Braben really, because he was just a natural comedian. I was living in NE Lancashire at the time and we were talking about the different clubs in the area. I mentioned one I knew in Accrington, which is a town with a local reputation for being somewhat damp, and he said "Ah, yes, Accrington. Worked there for six weeks - never saw the streets dry!"

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smeggypants wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:
Salazar wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?



Probably because it was a comedy show...

yep and besides laurel and hardy had the same scenario before that salz :)
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I think he thought Stan was a Playboy Bunny!

was a funny film smeggy . you and i grew up with those films as kids in the 60's / 70's during the school holidays :)

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Scott Nelson wrote:Why did no one bat an eyelid that Morecambe & Wise shared a bed?

I wonder which one was the top? ;)



It was the 1970's... Everybody shared a bed.

In our house, there was 27 of us to a bed...


Well, i say 'Bed'... It was just a plank of wood with a sheet of tarpaulin over but it was a bed to us.

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Well, i say 'Bed'... It was just a plank of wood with a sheet of tarpaulin over but it was a bed to us.


Luxury! I would have killed for that! A plank of wood - such comfort.
After me dad had given us all a good hiding, we'd be sent off to sort out a few sheets of newspaper to put on the kitchen floor. I had five sisters -bedwetters all of them. When they asked where I wanted to sleep, I used to say "The shallow end." :)

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You were lucky to have a Kitchen floor...

We just had a big hole where our floor should have been. All 137 of us had to huddle together in the corner for fear of falling.

Floor?... Floor?... Huh...

Them wer 't' days.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You were lucky to have a Kitchen floor...

We just had a big hole where our floor should have been. All 137 of us had to huddle together in the corner for fear of falling.

Floor?... Floor?... Huh...

Them wer 't' days.


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