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Heff to get marreid at 84 to 24 year old!

How can ya blame him? :rofl:

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Hefner admits affairs with many Playmates
over the years but vowed fidelity to Harris in April
Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old founder of Playboy magazine, has announced that he is to be married for the third time.

In a message to his Twitter followers on Christmas Day, Hefner said he had given his 24-year-old girlfriend, model Crystal Harris, a ring.

"Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring," he clarified in a later tweet.

Hefner set up Playboy magazine in 1953, and Harris featured in it as Playmate of the Month in December 2009.

The soft-porn magnate and libertarian has been married twice before - to Mildred Williams in 1949, and Kimberley Conrad in 1989.

Over the decades he has admitted affairs with dozens of Playmates.

But last April Hefner and Harris reportedly "became exclusive".

"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," Hefner told Twitter followers.

"This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."

For her part, Harris told Twitter followers simply: "The most memorable Christmas ever."[url]Article Source[/url]

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awwwww--a true love match.


maybe they've had the tissue typed and she's a potential donor.


for gawd's sake the man is old enough to be her great grandfather. :eek:


is heff turning into monty burns or something?

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hehe - ya never know Robs, he might still be a super stud :):)

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She's probably thinking "A few nights of passion and I get the inheritance sooner or later" :D

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Crikey, I'd almost consider that for the inheritance!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:Crikey, I'd almost consider that for the inheritance!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Sneaked that in nicely :rofl:

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Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .




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annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


I guess both sides get what they want and neither are under any illusions. Heff gets a young squeeze and she gets access to his bank account.



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annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


What resonance said :)

btw - I once watched a BBC hard talk interview with him. Refreshing to get him away from the usual celebrity playboy mansion nonsense. he's actually a pretty switched on guy when it comes to socio-politics.

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annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


I guess both sides get what they want and neither are under any illusions. Heff gets a young squeeze and she gets access to his bank account.


yup thats my thoughts ...they both know whats going on Heff is not a fool ...... :thumb: so no harm done IMO




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annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


What resonance said :)

btw - I once watched a BBC hard talk interview with him. Refreshing to get him away from the usual celebrity playboy mansion nonsense. he's actually a pretty switched on guy when it comes to socio-politics.

Probably the best President of the United States that never was. That's is if being president actually meant something other than being a Lectern Parrot™


quite right Smeggs ..he did not get rich by being stupid ...and I think the people who were in playboy were not exploited ,they had a choice men and women ..........and classy pictures ...FTMP




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Resonance wrote:
annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


I guess both sides get what they want and neither are under any illusions. Heff gets a young squeeze and she gets access to his bank account.


yup thats my thoughts ...they both know whats going on Heff is not a fool ...... :thumb: so no harm done IMO



Exactly. :)

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annie27 wrote:I guess both sides get what they want and neither are under any illusions. Heff gets a young squeeze and she gets access to his bank account.


Having run a successful business for over 50 years, I'm sure nobody would criticise the MD dipping into the profits every now and then.

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WTF are those :rofl:

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wotsit2 wrote:WTF are those :rofl:


Worthy of closer inspection :rofl:

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looks like Zeppelin relaunched :rofl:

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annie27 wrote:Is it creepy that a Rich old man wants to marry a beautiful looking young woman ....or that a beautiful looking young woman wants to marry a Rich old man :chin:

or is it perfectly normal considering the circumstances on both sides ???

I always liked Heff a pretty funny man who would take the piss out of himself .... :D and Playboy did some of the most interesting honest interviews IMO .


Yet public perception seems to more tolerant of older ladies marrying younger blokes. Both as bad as each other, let's face it - marriage is more about tax breaks and money rather than devoting the rest of one's life to the happiness and security of the person one loves. (But then again, it's always been that way - even in Dickensian times people would marry for money.)

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sorry gunns cactus has no money and she's older than me mate :)

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