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Skeletor Beckham gets even thinner!

How on earth Can David Beckham shag this?

From the front, Victoria Beckham would look like any other busy anorexic mother treating her three sons to a day at the golf course.

Even though it is uncharacteristic for the 35-year-old, she appears to be wearing loose jeans, a navy blue sweater, flip-flops and firmly pulled-down baseball cap.
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But anyone aware of the former Spice Girl's love of fashion should know that Posh doesn't do simple casual.

So, as she turned round while chatting on her mobile phone, it was no surprise she revealed the seemingly innocent sweater was actually slashed to shreds at the back.
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It's actually Michael Jackson!!

Although this is not common golf-wear, Victoria was more of an observer than a participant in the game played by Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 7, and 4-year-old Cruz at an exclusive course in Beverly Hills.

An onlooker said to the News of the World: 'She left the golf to the boys which was probably just as well. tehy would ave used her as a putter. Oh and btw - Fuck off you Murdoch scumbags'


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have you ever considered that sexual attraction is not always about the body ..........probably not considering your Curves thread :roll: ......thats a dreadfully shallow comment .....and its pissed me off ...... she always comes across as a really nice person in interviews ....and seems to be a good mum ....believe it or not some men find that attractive more than a tight arse and big tits .......time to evolve Smeggy ...sometimes you are such a fucking caveman :rofl:




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Scott Nelson wrote:Has the bone replaced the boob?


well the Boner seems to have replaced the Brain :rofl: .....




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This woman gets worse and I'm sorry but she's no role model for vulnerable kids who think she's so adorable. It can never be healthy to be that thin and if this is how the media want to show our future generations what the ideal woman is..I despair, I really do. Same goes with any other z/celeb who finds the protruding bone look attractive :roll:



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JenkaB wrote:This woman gets worse and I'm sorry but she's no role model for vulnerable kids who think she's so adorable. It can never be healthy to be that thin and if this is how the media want to show our future generations what the ideal woman is..I despair, I really do. Same goes with any other z/celeb who finds the protruding bone look attractive :roll:



I get the Idea that the media slags her off for her thinness not praise her.......most press about her has a negitive slant
how about people who are just thin by nature ....(not that I think she is ) but I have been the same weight for 25 years ...I can stuff my face and not gain a pound .....is me bad ?
I think most skinny Celebs are criticized not praised ... :chin:




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annie27 wrote:have you ever considered that sexual attraction is not always about the body ..........probably not considering your Curves thread :roll: ......thats a dreadfully shallow comment .....and its pissed me off ...... she always comes across as a really nice person in interviews ....and seems to be a good mum ....believe it or not some men find that attractive more than a tight arse and big tits .......time to evolve Smeggy ...sometimes you are such a fucking caveman :rofl:


Come on annie. There's nothing wrong with admiring a body for just being a body. The curves thread is honest in that it's just about curvy bodies and doesn't claim to be anything more.

That doesn't mean I don't get attracted to personalities. In fact when it comes to actually choosing a real life partner personality is much more of a turn on that jsut the body.
jsut becuase I post a lot about politics cooking and photography, doesn't mwan I'm not interested in anything else.

Why not start a thread called Annie's Campaign for Personalities and then we can discuss the good and bad personalties of public figures :)

Nothing wrong with being a caveman now and again :) :doggies: :finger:

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annie27 wrote:have you ever considered that sexual attraction is not always about the body ..........probably not considering your Curves thread :roll: ......thats a dreadfully shallow comment .....and its pissed me off ...... she always comes across as a really nice person in interviews ....and seems to be a good mum ....believe it or not some men find that attractive more than a tight arse and big tits .......time to evolve Smeggy ...sometimes you are such a fucking caveman :rofl:


Come on annie. There's nothing wrong with admiring a body for just being a body. The curves thread is honest in that it's just about curvy bodies and doesn't claim to be anything more.

That doesn't mean I don't get attracted to personalities. In fact when it comes to actually choosing a real life partner personality is much more of a turn on that jsut the body
jsut becuase I post a lot about politics cooking and photography, doesn't mwan I'm not interested in anything else.

Why not start a thread called Annie's Campaign for Personalities and then we can discuss the good and bad personalties of public figures :)

Nothing wrong with being a caveman now and again :) :doggies: :finger:


you suggested her husband should not find her shaggable .........thats SO FUCKING INSULTING .....to every woman everywhere .your assumption is that sex and attraction is all about lumps and bumps and not personality and just being fab ....I bet you are SO ......PC ,you would never say that about Lenny Henrys wife .....Dawn french ....and yet its just as bad ....ask Ms Smeggy if I am wrong :D
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annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:have you ever considered that sexual attraction is not always about the body ..........probably not considering your Curves thread :roll: ......thats a dreadfully shallow comment .....and its pissed me off ...... she always comes across as a really nice person in interviews ....and seems to be a good mum ....believe it or not some men find that attractive more than a tight arse and big tits .......time to evolve Smeggy ...sometimes you are such a fucking caveman :rofl:


Come on annie. There's nothing wrong with admiring a body for just being a body. The curves thread is honest in that it's just about curvy bodies and doesn't claim to be anything more.

That doesn't mean I don't get attracted to personalities. In fact when it comes to actually choosing a real life partner personality is much more of a turn on that jsut the body
jsut becuase I post a lot about politics cooking and photography, doesn't mwan I'm not interested in anything else.

Why not start a thread called Annie's Campaign for Personalities and then we can discuss the good and bad personalties of public figures :)

Nothing wrong with being a caveman now and again :) :doggies: :finger:


you suggested her husband should not find her shaggable .........thats SO FUCKING INSULTING .....to every woman everywhere .your assumption is that sex and attraction is all about lumps and bumps and not personality and just being fab ....I bet you are SO ......PC ,you would never say that about Lenny Henrys wife .....Dawn french ....and yet its just as bad ....ask Ms Smeggy if I am wrong :D
I know what I am getting you for Christmas ...... :rofl:


Actually I would say the same about Dawn French. Although I'd pick Dawn French over Skeletor if I had a gun to my head

Physical attractive does make a difference. It always has. Don't deny it didn't when you got moist over that Israeli Historian recently :thumb: :D

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The trouble with personalities is that they aren't as noticeable as looks. Hypothetically, if Jasper Carrot and Mel Gibson were eyeing me up in a bar. I'd be more tempted to go home with Mr Gibson based upon first impressions because he looks nicer.

While Jasper is the nicer guy and has a good sense of humour, Ol' Mel would be just too eye catching to simply dismiss straight off. Even though Mel is a bit of a drunken racist.

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smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:have you ever considered that sexual attraction is not always about the body ..........probably not considering your Curves thread :roll: ......thats a dreadfully shallow comment .....and its pissed me off ...... she always comes across as a really nice person in interviews ....and seems to be a good mum ....believe it or not some men find that attractive more than a tight arse and big tits .......time to evolve Smeggy ...sometimes you are such a fucking caveman :rofl:


Come on annie. There's nothing wrong with admiring a body for just being a body. The curves thread is honest in that it's just about curvy bodies and doesn't claim to be anything more.

That doesn't mean I don't get attracted to personalities. In fact when it comes to actually choosing a real life partner personality is much more of a turn on that jsut the body
jsut becuase I post a lot about politics cooking and photography, doesn't mwan I'm not interested in anything else.

Why not start a thread called Annie's Campaign for Personalities and then we can discuss the good and bad personalties of public figures :)

Nothing wrong with being a caveman now and again :) :doggies: :finger:


you suggested her husband should not find her shaggable .........thats SO FUCKING INSULTING .....to every woman everywhere .your assumption is that sex and attraction is all about lumps and bumps and not personality and just being fab ....I bet you are SO ......PC ,you would never say that about Lenny Henrys wife .....Dawn french ....and yet its just as bad ....ask Ms Smeggy if I am wrong :D
I know what I am getting you for Christmas ...... :rofl:


Actually I would say the same about Dawn French. Although I'd pick Dawn French over Skeletor if I had a gun to my head

Physical attractive does make a difference. It always has. Don't deny it didn't when you got moist over that Israeli Historian recently :thumb: :D


and my comment about him was ...........BRAINS AND GOOD LOOKS .......how attractive is that .......so keep it honest ... :thumb: thats why I love George Clooney looks good sounds great ....Brad Pitt ....no thanks PASS
admit it ...you are a caveman .... :rofl: its all T and A for you !!! :rofl:




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I've always admired the more svelte sort of woman on a physical level. Not anorexic but nowhere near fat. I can't stand really huge boobs, even the natural ones.

And dumb women don't appeal either, I like them opinionated and clever if possible, even if they disagree with me :eek4: - witty is a hoooge bonus.

I always imagine Smeggy's type like this -

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Gunner 51 wrote:The trouble with personalities is that they aren't as noticeable as looks. Hypothetically, if Jasper Carrot and Mel Gibson were eyeing me up in a bar. I'd be more tempted to go home with Mr Gibson based upon first impressions because he looks nicer.

While Jasper is the nicer guy and has a good sense of humour, Ol' Mel would be just too eye catching to simply dismiss straight off. Even though Mel is a bit of a drunken racist.



hmmmmmm now this is a quandary ....Birmingham Vs Australian accent ....who would I want to throttle first :rofl:




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diablo wrote:I've always admired the more svelte sort of woman on a physical level. Not anorexic but nowhere near fat. I can't stand really huge boobs, even the natural ones.

And dumb women don't appeal either, I like them opinionated and clever if possible, even if they disagree with me :eek4: - witty is a hoooge bonus.

I always imagine Smeggy's type like this -

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:rofl:


ahhh so Smeggy might be "a feeder" !!!!! interesting I have read about men like this ..... :D




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diablo wrote:I've always admired the more svelte sort of woman on a physical level. Not anorexic but nowhere near fat. I can't stand really huge boobs, even the natural ones.

And dumb women don't appeal either, I like them opinionated and clever if possible, even if they disagree with me :eek4: - witty is a hoooge bonus.


Absolutely!! - Couldn't agree more.


I always imagine Smeggy's type like this -

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:rofl:



:howl:

Mind you I actually know a guy who loves excessively fat women. to him that is porn. Every girlfriend he's had has been over 20 stone

And who knows. maybe David Beckham likes em skeletoral. Fair doos.

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diablo wrote:I've always admired the more svelte sort of woman on a physical level. Not anorexic but nowhere near fat. I can't stand really huge boobs, even the natural ones.

And dumb women don't appeal either, I like them opinionated and clever if possible, even if they disagree with me :eek4: - witty is a hoooge bonus.


Absolutely!! - Couldn't agree more.


I always imagine Smeggy's type like this -

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:rofl:



:howl:

Mind you I actually know a guy who loves excessively fat women. to him that is porn. Every girlfriend he's had has been over 20 stone

And who knows. maybe David Beckham likes em skeletoral. Fair doos.


have you ever considered in your caveman little mind ...he might just love her for who she is not how she looks after 3 kids fat or thin ....fuckin hell Smeggs .....your shallowness overwhelms me ...remind me to give you a good slap if we ever meet in person :D




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I'm not shallow. My propensity to take the piss out of the Beckhams, adn to wind you up, is very deep!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Here ya go!!!

http://www.feministing.com/

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smeggypants wrote:I'm not shallow. My propensity to take the piss out of the Beckhams, adn to wind you up, is very deep!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Here ya go!!!

http://www.feministing.com/


see you have got me SO wrong ....I am not a feminist at all .....I am a HUMANIST ....I do not believe in women's rights ,white rights, gay rights ,black rights ,.....just HUMAN rights .....we are all equal .....just rights as a person on the planet ....fuck all that divide and conquer political bull shite ...because that what it is ...divisive and evil IMHO




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annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:I'm not shallow. My propensity to take the piss out of the Beckhams, adn to wind you up, is very deep!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Here ya go!!!

http://www.feministing.com/


see you have got me SO wrong ....I am not a feminist at all .....I am a HUMANIST ....I do not believe in women's rights ,white rights, gay rights ,black rights ,.....just HUMAN rights .....we are all equal .....just rights as a person on the planet ....fuck all that divide and conquer political bull shite ...because that what it is ...divisive and evil IMHO


now you know how it feels!!!


GOTCHA!!!!

:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:

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smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:I'm not shallow. My propensity to take the piss out of the Beckhams, adn to wind you up, is very deep!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Here ya go!!!

http://www.feministing.com/


see you have got me SO wrong ....I am not a feminist at all .....I am a HUMANIST ....I do not believe in women's rights ,white rights, gay rights ,black rights ,.....just HUMAN rights .....we are all equal .....just rights as a person on the planet ....fuck all that divide and conquer political bull shite ...because that what it is ...divisive and evil IMHO


now you know how it feels!!!


GOTCHA!!!!

:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:

:squeeze:


:confused: HUH ???????
you did not start this thread to piss me off .....you started it because at times you are a sexist pig who prattles on about ladies bits and bobs ,,,,so feck off and stop trying to defend your caveman attitude :rofl: :rofl:
You have been FRAMED mister ... :D




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annie27 wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:The trouble with personalities is that they aren't as noticeable as looks. Hypothetically, if Jasper Carrot and Mel Gibson were eyeing me up in a bar. I'd be more tempted to go home with Mr Gibson based upon first impressions because he looks nicer.

While Jasper is the nicer guy and has a good sense of humour, Ol' Mel would be just too eye catching to simply dismiss straight off. Even though Mel is a bit of a drunken racist.



hmmmmmm now this is a quandary ....Birmingham Vs Australian accent ....who would I want to throttle first :rofl:


still not sure yet ! ;)




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