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Hardly personal, considering her hoovering has been photographed.

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Good riddance to bad rubbish! :rofl: :snort:



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I actually thought this occurred months ago?

But good riddance to complete and utter nonsense I say. Talentless gobshite that does nothing but wilt my erection.

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I know the name, but nothing else. Had to look up the BBC item.

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Probably a good move on her part. Recall that a fashion model from Croydon was sacked by various companies when on a mere £2million per year, then employed by others for £8million after being photographed taking drugs. (Was it Kate Moss??)

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They want to get their bloody banking system sorted out before they cast aspersions on the lovely Kerry.




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Bowker's cat wrote:They want to get their bloody banking system sorted out before they cast aspersions on the lovely Kerry.


Took me a little while to get that one :) :)

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Now let's see who can be the first to fill in the missing line ....


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Bowker's cat wrote:They want to get their bloody banking system sorted out before they cast aspersions on the lovely Kerry.



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On the plus side, Iceland still have Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan to annoy us all with. :D

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Gunner 51 wrote:On the plus side, Iceland still have Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan to annoy us all with. :D


Have you ever tried a £5 Iceland Party Platter, they look so much better on the TV :throwup:




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Gunner 51 wrote:On the plus side, Iceland still have Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan to annoy us all with. :D


Have you ever tried a £5 Iceland Party Platter, they look so much better on the TV :throwup:


I've been fortunate enough to avoid them. :throwup: :hyenas:

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Well I will not miss her Prawn Ring! :hyenas:



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Dolls wrote:Well I will not miss her Prawn Ring! :hyenas:


Yeah and I bet it's been out of the freezer for weeks!!!! :farting:

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Now all we need is the great unwashed public to get wise to Kate Price and the world will be a better place.

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Good..a dreadful women,a right old moo she is..typical female celebrity slag..never encouraged me to go to Iceland!!!



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stinkymouse wrote:Good..a dreadful women,a right old moo she is..typical female celebrity slag..never encouraged me to go to Iceland!!!


Those kind of adverts always put me off buying the product. I used to pop into iceland now and again. I never go near the place now

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Looks like Charlotte Church is the new provider of the Prawn Ring

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smeggypants wrote:Looks like Charlotte Church is the new provider of the Prawn Ring

another women who thinks too much of herself and has little talent.



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These third rate celebs are usually wasted on me - as I'm not a reader of Heat or the popular tabloids I just don't recognise them. Not that it would make much difference. Jamie Oliver probably puts me off going to Sainsburys.

I used to visit Iceland occasionally, mainly for their frozen cod. At one time it was marked 'frozen at sea in Icelandic waters' and was quite nice as a stand-by. Then a few years ago it changed to 'processed and packed in Thailand' and when defrosted ponged like it was weeks old. Urghh.

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