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Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:38 am
by smeggypants
Really false Celeb diet story!!



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202654/Michelle-Bass-shows-slimline-new-body-losing-2st-Jordans-juicing-diet.html

I've never seen so much lies and bullshit. Michelle bass the pointless nobody from Big Brother 4 years ago was on a big Brother show only last week and she looked pretty podgy. The second pic has been so badly photoshopped™ they forgot to slim down her arms and she looks out of proportion. Surely the mainstream media can't have that much contempt for the populace by trying to fool us with such transparent bollox?


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Before and after: After reaching a high of 12-and-a-half stone and a size 16 (L), Michelle Bass has slimmed down to ten stone, and a size 12 (R)

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:50 am
by Morgan le Fay
Is it me or did they make her boobs wonky?

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:04 am
by Dolls
GIR wrote:Is it me or did they make her boobs wonky?





One up one down. :rofl:

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:10 pm
by Channel Hopper
Careful Smeggy. Use of the word 'celeb' when it is just not needed.

As for the mainstream media (can Heat and the other brain sucking mags fall into the category of mainstream), does putting a picture of the gurner blimp Kerry Katona, or Kate 'stitch in time' Price claiming they are once again a size 8 - snigger - really help peddle the crap to the great unwashed ?

Just by chance I saw Jade's workout DVD in our local charity shop yesterday for 50p. Wonder if it's going to become collectable ?

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:42 pm
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:Careful Smeggy. Use of the word 'celeb' when it is just not needed.


It's easier to type than 'pointless and vacuous neverbeen' :D

As for the mainstream media (can Heat and the other brain sucking mags fall into the category of mainstream), does putting a picture of the gurner blimp Kerry Katona, or Kate 'stitch in time' Price claiming they are once again a size 8 - snigger - really help peddle the crap to the great unwashed ?

Just by chance I saw Jade's workout DVD in our local charity shop yesterday for 50p. Wonder if it's going to become collectable ?



50p? It'll never sell. There's a credit crunch going on!!! :rofl:

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:48 am
by Channel Hopper
smeggypants wrote:50p? It'll never sell. There's a credit crunch going on!!! :rofl:


But, the original People's Princess (glazed on a mug rather than a tacky DVD showing off how 'fit' she got) was on sale for at least a pound in the same shop last year, and it went in minutes.

Maybe there is now an angle for a third manipulated numpty to give Jade (no not Sir Webbers casting couch winner) a boost with her DVDs - Jordan currently trades for ten pence if the haggler is weak , but I put the blame on the current financial climate.

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:53 am
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:50p? It'll never sell. There's a credit crunch going on!!! :rofl:


But, the original People's Princess (glazed on a mug rather than a tacky DVD showing off how 'fit' she got) was on sale for at least a pound in the same shop last year, and it went in minutes.

Maybe there is now an angle for a third manipulated numpty to give Jade (no not Sir Webbers casting couch winner) a boost with her DVDs - Jordan currently trades for ten pence if the haggler is weak , but I put the blame on the current financial climate.


Is that for a shag?

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:04 am
by Channel Hopper
smeggypants wrote:Is that for a shag?



C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'. There's a helpline for saddo's.

Really false Celeb diet story!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:16 am
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:Is that for a shag?



C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'. There's a helpline for saddo's.


I bet some would do it for free!! :rofl: :rofl: