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Danielle Lloyd butchered by Nuts
Big Brother 9 - 2008

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Big Brother 9 - 2008


 Article Posted:  10:42pm Fri Oct 24, 2008
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Well here we go again! I see the Nuts photoshop editor still hasn't been replaced. Danielle Lloyd, who appeared in Celebrity Big Brother 2007 and was part of the Jade Goody Racist Cabal, has done a photoshoot for Nuts magazine.

In the first pic she looks more like Tara palmer Tompkinson than Danielle Lloyd

This is what she really looks like - in case ya forgot!!

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Rachel
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  11:54am Wed Sep 17, 2008 
 Rachel Rice does a Dogs Dinner
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Rachel Rice undeserved winner of Big Brother 9 has sold out to a photoshoot and like most ex-big brother girls has been photoshopped into an image that looks nothing like the person it's supposed to resemble.

In this photoset she looks very awkward and any character she originally had has been erased.


And if you think this lot is bad enough Rachel has said she would pose nude. Well Ok, but as long as they don't plater her up like a dog's dinner as they have here. I suppose we won't be able to get anything without the customary mutant photoshopping though. Rachel said: "I'm definitely posing naked. It will be don .....
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Rachel
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  10:21pm Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Rachel wins Big Brother 9
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Warning: This article could make you vomit. Please ensure you have a bowl at the ready. Or a cat.

La la la land Gooer Gurner Rachel Rice has won Big Brother 9. And there was much travesty and horror. Weathermen are predicting a Force 10 Smug over the next few months!! Moths and chocolate milkmen are running for cover!!

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Michael
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  10:20pm Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Mikey finishes 2nd
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Sadly Mikey has come 2nd in Big Brother 9 2008. He should have won. After being gooed over by Rachel the bombastic purveyor of truth emerged from the house without bumping into any furniture and stood at the top of the stairs awaiting a chaperone.

The crowd wildly s .....
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Sara
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  9:01pm Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Sara finishes 3rd
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Shriekey Sara shrieked out the house in 3rd place beating off both Darnell and Rex. Sara shrieked 30.1% of the vote.

"Well one of you is the winner," she shrieked. "mmmmmm" gooed Rachel. And there was much vomiting.

Sara walked up the stairs to leav .....
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Rex
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  8:58pm Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Rex finishes 4th
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Rex was evicted out of big Brother in 4th place just after Darnell. So......the Conehead Chef is out. As Rex walked out of the house he belted at the top of the stairs "Get in thereeeeeeeee - YEAH!". The crowd boooooooooooooood. Loudly.

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Darnell
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  8:23pm Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Darnell finishes 5th
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Darnell became the 14th person to be evicted from the Big Brother House and finished in 5th place. he beamed out of the house carrying out a horse and wearing a hideous skirt slip type thing. He was predictably booed. but then Nelson Mandella would be booed by this crowd. They even booed .....
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  BIG BROTHER  10:07am Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Whitney Houston for Celebrity BB6
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Crikey! Whitney Houston is being lined up for Celebrity Big Brother 6 in 2009.

Producers are begging and grovelling and no doubt having words in a few influential ears and rectums in order to put together an A-List cast for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother in January 2009 .....
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Rachel
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  8:01am Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Rachel says goodbye to a moth!
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Warning: This article contains references to gaga land. Parents are advised to wear one of those silly Rugby ball shaped cycling helmets while hoovering in order to set an example.

Rachel continued her gaga land supery doopery whooper poopery airtime extravaganza upto the 11th ho .....
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  BIG BROTHER  1:25am Fri Sep 05, 2008 
 Final Night: It's a Close Race!!
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According to the bookies and Emily from Cheltenham the bog Brother Final will be the closest ever in the whole wide world. Supery Doopery!

Tuesdays eviction showed just how unpopular performing seal Kat and Farting Mohamed were as they only got 6.7 votes between them. This Leaves .....
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Rex
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  11:06pm Thu Sep 04, 2008 
 Rex is Pissed Off with the final night
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Warning: This article has 12 sides, an en suite toilet and a nice little corner where pixies smoke pixie things.


So Conehead Rex is pissed off. In one way you can't blame him. It's a pretty non entity of a Last night. The lull before the storm so to speak. Rex moaned: &quo .....
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  BIG BROTHER  10:29pm Thu Sep 04, 2008 
 GALLERY: Last Night
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It's the last night in the BB( house. Altogether now....Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

After the after dinner speeches there were after after dinner speeches followed by after after after dinner speeches topped of with after after after after dinner speeches. But this was deemed too .....
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  BIG BROTHER  9:11pm Thu Sep 04, 2008 
 GALLERY: The Last Supper
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The Housemates were treated to a Last Supper tonight. It was announced by the sound of a doorbell.

Mikey barked: "Someone at the Door!" and the remaining housemates all stampeded towards the door. Rex found an envelope and read it to the rest of them. Rachel gooed. Sar .....
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Darnell
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  6:58pm Thu Sep 04, 2008 
 Darnell is told to wear an eye patch.
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Warning: This article does not contain air. Younger readers are advised to continue breathing from their aqualung.

An optometrist and a dustman prescribed that Darnell should wear a patch today after he injured his eye yesterday.

Shrieky Sara shrieked as Darnell showe .....
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Michael
  Big Brother 9 - 2008  11:40am Thu Sep 04, 2008 
 Mikey Explains!!
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With only a day to go Mikey finally explains why he applied for Big Brother, narrowly avoiding pointing in the wrong direction. he was talking to Rachel earlier and explained that Big Brother for him was all about Capturing reality than showing off for the cameras.

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