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Note 1:

There are no nominations this week as they are all wankers! however 6 of them were up against a public vote to be made real houseamtes.

Note 2:

Siavash, playing King Henry VIII, was called upon to ban one housemate from nominating and to grant another immunity. He chose Charlie and Marcus, respectively.

Note 3:

Sree is thankfully kicked out. What a complete penis!!

Note 4:

On Day 33, Big Brother told Charlie, Kris and Dogface that, as a punishment for discussing nominations, they had to remain silent until 2:00 (or midnight for Charlie) or automatically face the public vote. All three failed this task and were therefore up for eviction.

Note 5:

On Day 39, Big Brother told Dogface and Siavash that, as a punishment for discussing nominations, they were not allowed to swear until 3 pm. They both failed this task and therefore faced eviction. As they failed before nominations took place, both Dogface and Siavash were not eligible to be nominated.

Note 6:

On Day 50, Kenneth pissed off. He lept over the fence aided by Marcus. Good riddance. becuase of thie the eviction was cancelled. All proceeds don't goto charity.

Note 7:

Bea and Marcus received the most nominations but Big Brother declared the result void due to Marcus attempting to influence his fellow housemates on several occasions and Siavash refusing to nominate. All housemates therefore faced a public vote to save.

Note 8:

Siavash and Sophie both refused to nominate. As punishment Big Brother decided, without telling them, that the first two housemates with whom Siavash made physical contact and the first two that Sophie named after leaving the Diary Room would be deemed to be their nominations. Siavash touched Bea and Sophie's punani, and Sophie named Rodrigo and Bea as a couple of knobheads. Therefore Bea received an additional two nominations and Sophie and Rodrigo each received one extra nomination and Katie Price finally cleaded her inner labial crease.

Note 9:

When Big Brother called two housemates to the Diary Room, Charlie and Sophie, they were told that for every housemate refusing to nominate would result in that person's nominations being given to the two of them by default.

Note 10:

Any housemate who refused to nominate this week was automatically put up for the public vote.

Note 11:

Thank fuck that idiot who looked like a cross between a roadkill pheasant and a camp hells Angel didn't win.